Internet Cynics Pillows

Social media and privacy

"Son, the world is full of disappointments. About 7.7 billion of them."

Down With Wikipedia

The anti-social network: 'Hey Jeffrey...I need help setting up my dad's anti-social network.'

"Politicians can't make the trains run on time but they never miss the gravy train."

'Hi! I'm a freshman -- when do I get corrupted?'

'Blair picks safe poet caureate' "He was just giong through the motions"

Unsocial Networking.

'Here - The Royal Safety Council said you have to wear this.'

"Well, if you can't trust software upgrades, who can you trust?"

'Let's face it, we're nothing but a puppet government.'

"Just saying, if you can't trust your software upgrades, what can you trust?"

No more bribes - today.

"And in this section it appears that you have not only alienated voters but actually infected them, too."

Don't worry, Bob. There are some jobs a robot just can't do...like kissing ass.

'Our government is comprised of three branches - politicians, lobbyists, and the media.'

'The following program may not be suitable for those of you who are sick and tired of politics....'

'These are fine, but what's in it for me?'

Cost of living - 'Thank God we're dead.'

"Podcasts, blech. It's like eavesdropping without the intrigue."

"Ahem, if you're planning to rob the place could you please get a move on."

"It's been a perfectly wonderful date...let's not spoil it by talking to each other."

'A real person's answered it. I hate that. I'll call back when their voicemail's activated.'

"My wife is a doctor. That's great because I can endure the TV news only under general anesthesia."

"Oh my God have you seen this sh-"

'Vote Cameron, get Brussels.'

"Of course your data isn't really in a cloud. That's almost as silly as thinking your money is actually in this bank."

'I'll tell you, Ed, this new technology is starting to realy spook me out.'

Help. Forgot All My Account Passwords.

National Sarcasm Awareness: 'Thanks! Like that's really going to help.'

'Smoke signals, sign language, bird calls. . . enough of the social networking!!!'