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Coffee, jerk! What's the matter? Sadie discovered flaming, i.e.: Hostile and insulting interaction among internet users. It's been incredible. Who can sleep when you've got endless opportunity to make people feel like crud about themselves?! I also need prescription drugs and steroids. Flaming out.
Social media and privacy
"Son, the world is full of disappointments. About 7.7 billion of them."
The anti-social network: 'Hey Jeffrey...I need help setting up my dad's anti-social network.'
Down With Wikipedia
Space Tours. Ernie, in this interview promoting your space tours, you didn't acknowledge the first test rocket was vaporized in a huge launch pad explosion. I said "The first test yielded spectacular results!" There's nothing about your lack of a system to provide oxygen for the travelers. I informed people "the experience will leave you breathless!" Lots of your technology is straight out of the 19th century! I said "Come be a pioneer!" It seems most of your company's effort went into th
'Hi! I'm a freshman -- when do I get corrupted?'
"Politicians can't make the trains run on time but they never miss the gravy train."
'Blair picks safe poet caureate' "He was just giong through the motions"
Unsocial Networking.
'Here - The Royal Safety Council said you have to wear this.'
"Well, if you can't trust software upgrades, who can you trust?"
'Let's face it, we're nothing but a puppet government.'
"Just saying, if you can't trust your software upgrades, what can you trust?"
No more bribes - today.
"And in this section it appears that you have not only alienated voters but actually infected them, too."
iPhone: Leading Our Grand March Into Mass Mediocrity
Don't worry, Bob. There are some jobs a robot just can't do...like kissing ass.
'Our government is comprised of three branches - politicians, lobbyists, and the media.'
'These are fine, but what's in it for me?'
'The following program may not be suitable for those of you who are sick and tired of politics....'
Cost of living - 'Thank God we're dead.'
"It's been a perfectly wonderful date...let's not spoil it by talking to each other."
I Really Don't Care Do U?
"Podcasts, blech. It's like eavesdropping without the intrigue."
"Ahem, if you're planning to rob the place could you please get a move on."
'A real person's answered it. I hate that. I'll call back when their voicemail's activated.'
"Of course your data isn't really in a cloud. That's almost as silly as thinking your money is actually in this bank."
"My wife is a doctor. That's great because I can endure the TV news only under general anesthesia."
"Oh my God have you seen this sh-"
Ask Sadie. Dear Sadie, BOO! Did I scare you? Regards, Rick in Seattle. (Actual reader letter). Ask Sadie at asksadieshow@gmail.com. Yeah, I'm really scared. Aren't you, Rudy? Boo, Rudy! Boooooo! That, however, terrifies me. Sorry, you were saying? Some guy tweeted his breakfast menu.(This cartoon was originally published on 2014-07-07)
'Vote Cameron, get Brussels.'
'I'll tell you, Ed, this new technology is starting to realy spook me out.'
Help. Forgot All My Account Passwords.
National Sarcasm Awareness: 'Thanks! Like that's really going to help.'
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