Digital Age Cynic Pillows

"Ahem, if you're planning to rob the place could you please get a move on."

"Would you relax? They never look up."

A secretary at a desk with a nameplate the says Dot Com.

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

'Can I download that as a PDF?'

'Don't worry about the thumb sucking...she'll be texting with it soon enough.'

'The doctors say I have a rare illness that turns people into birds - it's untweetable.'

Press Any Key. No, Not That One.

"If he has more than 20 followers on Twitter we call him a 'celebrity'."

'Remember when we used desktop computers? When everyone at least 'looked' busy?'

"It says 'Click here to enlarge.'"

From Hunter-Gatherer to Influencer: The Evolution of the Dignity of Labor

Quadruple dark hot chocolate. Whoa, everything all right? Sure, yeah, great. I'm a journalist and writer in an era in which the printed word has been totally devalued by free distribution of information on the internet. Can I pay in prose? Point taken.

Statue of liberty selfie

Modern Portrait Gallery

'Another big newspaper just went out of business.', 'How did you hear about that?', 'I read it on the internet.'

"Did you get that text I sent asking you to turn around?"

"Your confirmation number is 7913842461. To hear this information again press 1."

"All the better to ignore you with."

"What, again? You've gotta be kidding me!"

21st century Safe Sex - protecting against face-recognition software.

"Buy my data $20"

Books On Paper

His Master's Data.

"I'm an atheist. I don't believe in programmers."

Cyber Fight

"That was good, but we could have watched it on my phone."

Social media and privacy

Unsocial Networking.

"If you are a Pulitzer-prize winner, press 1. All others, please press 2."

Brggar holding sign - 'Victim of computer age'.

"Well, if you can't trust software upgrades, who can you trust?"

"Just saying, if you can't trust your software upgrades, what can you trust?"

Blogging Shoes

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