Digital Age Cynic Mugs

"Ahem, if you're planning to rob the place could you please get a move on."

"Would you relax? They never look up."

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

A secretary at a desk with a nameplate the says Dot Com.

'Can I download that as a PDF?'

'Don't worry about the thumb sucking...she'll be texting with it soon enough.'

Press Any Key. No, Not That One.

'The doctors say I have a rare illness that turns people into birds - it's untweetable.'

"If he has more than 20 followers on Twitter we call him a 'celebrity'."

'Remember when we used desktop computers? When everyone at least 'looked' busy?'

"It says 'Click here to enlarge.'"

Modern Portrait Gallery

'Another big newspaper just went out of business.', 'How did you hear about that?', 'I read it on the internet.'

"Buy my data $20"

"All the better to ignore you with."

"Did you get that text I sent asking you to turn around?"

"Your confirmation number is 7913842461. To hear this information again press 1."

21st century Safe Sex - protecting against face-recognition software.

"What, again? You've gotta be kidding me!"

Books On Paper

His Master's Data.

Social media and privacy

"I'm an atheist. I don't believe in programmers."

Cyber Fight

Unsocial Networking.

"That was good, but we could have watched it on my phone."

"If you are a Pulitzer-prize winner, press 1. All others, please press 2."

Brggar holding sign - 'Victim of computer age'.

"Well, if you can't trust software upgrades, who can you trust?"

Blogging Shoes

Progress

"Just saying, if you can't trust your software upgrades, what can you trust?"

"Would it make life easier if I just ordered my presents online and sent you the bill?"