Internet Culture Guru Pillows

"Remind me: Is it the New York Critics Award or the Sundance Audience Prize that always lets us down?"

Weird things I do because of the internet

Time Machine Collision

'A sitcom has to be quirky or formulaic. There is no middle way.'

'Don't bite. They're trolling again.'

"Ha! So much for environmentally friendly behaviour!"

"I've grown numb to exclamation points."

"Twitter is back! Hurry, hurry, get yer free speech here!"

The sunglasses.

"That's right, it's @kingphilbert3rd... Yeah, with a P-H... That's him, yep, now tap "follow"..."

"Don't forget to rate us on stable-BnB."

The Ten Really Cool Facts

"Alright. What should we watch first - the Youtube video or the comments below?"

'Look dear, he's burning his first illegal download to rewritable dvd'

"I was punctuating sentences long before you guys came along!"

"I have a job! I'm an 'I reporter!'"

"Is that you talking or Wikipedia?"

'Before each of you is a video camera. In the event I do something that could go viral...'

"Practicing my hate-face."

"When I was a teenager 'Saturday Night Live' had Mike Myers, Chris Farley, Phil Hartman..."

"He's just discovered that out 450,000 blog rebuttal campaign was directed against a 12 year old in Swindon using his mums computer."

'There's a NAGGING blog?'

"It's not easy being green…"

"Yeah, but this is a cat on a skateboard being arrested by a cop with a tattoo of the Confederate flag!"

"The Little Dutch Boy, 2024"

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