Internet Culture Guru Pillows

"Congratulations. Your ad isn't selling out product, but it's a YouTube sensation."

No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.

"Remind me: Is it the New York Critics Award or the Sundance Audience Prize that always lets us down?"

Weird things I do because of the internet

Film Festival. Events. Screenings. Ernie attends these festivals in costume. He's gone over to the dork side!

"I understand this diner has quite a reputation."

Time Machine Collision

Updated Classis: Alice Through the You Tube.

'A sitcom has to be quirky or formulaic. There is no middle way.'

'Don't bite. They're trolling again.'

"Ha! So much for environmentally friendly behaviour!"

"Twitter is back! Hurry, hurry, get yer free speech here!"

'And, for the student with the most hits on his or her Facebook page, the award goes to Lisa Skemley!'

"I've grown numb to exclamation points."

The Ten Really Cool Facts

The sunglasses.

"Don't forget to rate us on stable-BnB."

"Alright. What should we watch first - the Youtube video or the comments below?"

"That's right, it's @kingphilbert3rd... Yeah, with a P-H... That's him, yep, now tap "follow"..."

'Twitter for goldfish.'

'Look dear, he's burning his first illegal download to rewritable dvd'

"I was punctuating sentences long before you guys came along!"

'OK, one more time. The first 'Star Wars' movie was 'Star Wars: IV'.'Star Wars:V' was the second movie...'

"I have a job! I'm an 'I reporter!'"

"Is that you talking or Wikipedia?"

'Before each of you is a video camera. In the event I do something that could go viral...'

'He's a square!'

'There's a NAGGING blog?'

"When I was a teenager 'Saturday Night Live' had Mike Myers, Chris Farley, Phil Hartman..."

"The Little Dutch Boy, 2024"

"He's just discovered that out 450,000 blog rebuttal campaign was directed against a 12 year old in Swindon using his mums computer."

Christopher Columbus, Kindle Generation

Doctcom

"It's not easy being green…"

"Yeah, but this is a cat on a skateboard being arrested by a cop with a tattoo of the Confederate flag!"