Interior Giggler Gifts

VARIOUS ITEMS OF LABELLED KITCHENWARE.

Too Many Lawyers Spoil the Broth

'Oh man I've got a splitting headache.'

'This is one of our most recent vintages!'

'I started out washing dishes, but when the dishwater tasted better than the soup...'

"I feel like we are the polyester of dairy products."

E-vac-u-ate! E-vac-u-ate! . . . I've just farted. . ."

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

'I think I'll go home and eat'

"The meatloaf just tapped S.O.S. in Morse code."

The Main Types of Cheese

'Wine, high octane grape juice.'

'Eight wiener dogs, and six rolls. It's just not right.'

"Fresh pepper spray?"

'This place is really classy. They bring the microwave right to your table!'

"The chef recommends the tilapia. However, I really like the vodka."

STRIP Hambone: Computer company job interview

'You'll find it has a bouquet reminiscent of cherries and chocolate, a silky texture and best of all, for me, a 72% gross margin.'

'To be honest I'm sick of truffles.'

'You can come out, Marmaduke. I was just kidding about putting lipstick on you.'

"The special is… pine nut encrusted… filet of salmon… in a balsamic wine reduction."

Pizza with Extra Extra Cheese.

'House wine?'

"I think it's important to have a hobby outside of work...mine is eating chocolate."

"I'd like me first word to be profound, but I'll probably panic and blurt out 'Mama' like every other baby."

"I see you've discovered the heirloom Twinkies."

"Fresh ground anti-depressants?"

Dave's Hamburger Shop

William, have I ever told you you're the wings beneath my wind?

Chef's Specials - Hissy Fits, Shouting and Swearing, Pompus Indigestion.

'Instead of feeling sorry for yourself, feel sorry for the people who have to work with you.'

'This is not Hungarian stew.' 'We ran out of Hungarians.'

'Bad as this may look, it's actually the perfect accompaniment with your entree.'

Today: Tomato Surprise. Of course the tomato surprise doesn't impress you, sir … You’re not a tomato.

Deviled HamDeviled Eggs.