Interior Giggler Mugs

VARIOUS ITEMS OF LABELLED KITCHENWARE.

Too Many Lawyers Spoil the Broth

'Oh man I've got a splitting headache.'

'This is one of our most recent vintages!'

'I started out washing dishes, but when the dishwater tasted better than the soup...'

"I feel like we are the polyester of dairy products."

The Main Types of Cheese

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

'I think I'll go home and eat'

'Wine, high octane grape juice.'

'Eight wiener dogs, and six rolls. It's just not right.'

"Fresh pepper spray?"

STRIP Hambone: Computer company job interview

"The chef recommends the tilapia. However, I really like the vodka."

'This place is really classy. They bring the microwave right to your table!'

'You'll find it has a bouquet reminiscent of cherries and chocolate, a silky texture and best of all, for me, a 72% gross margin.'

'To be honest I'm sick of truffles.'

"The special is… pine nut encrusted… filet of salmon… in a balsamic wine reduction."

'You can come out, Marmaduke. I was just kidding about putting lipstick on you.'

Pizza with Extra Extra Cheese.

'House wine?'

Dave's Hamburger Shop

"I think it's important to have a hobby outside of work...mine is eating chocolate."

"I see you've discovered the heirloom Twinkies."

William, have I ever told you you're the wings beneath my wind?

"I'd like me first word to be profound, but I'll probably panic and blurt out 'Mama' like every other baby."

"Fresh ground anti-depressants?"

Chef's Specials - Hissy Fits, Shouting and Swearing, Pompus Indigestion.

'Instead of feeling sorry for yourself, feel sorry for the people who have to work with you.'

'Let's forget the duck de la margola and order something else!' (man seeing duck fleeing from cook).

'Hey, Frenchie - you call this paupiettes de beouf aux legumes?'

'This is not Hungarian stew.' 'We ran out of Hungarians.'