Interactive Fiction Fans Gifts

"When we have interactive books, the first thing I'm going to do is rush Little Nell to a hospital."

I should be a writer when I grow up...

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

Book Shop Plot Spoilers

"Is this fiction, non-fiction or historical fiction?"

"Regarding the plot of your novel ... what on earth were you thinking?"

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

Gulliver's other travels.

Frankenstein's Ancestry

'Before I undertake my journey, I require you to make me a warrior's headband.'

"Yes, could you discuss the inspiration for the protagonist? Specifically, the motivations which propel the direction of his narrative?" "I would prefer not to." "Bartleby, the author."

"It all happened so fast. 'Notable Book of the Year' to the remainder shelves to HERE in just six months!"

"Relax, I'll go back and find it."

The Brief collaboration Alfred Nobel And Thomas Edison

An alternative theory as to why dinosaurs are extinct.

'There must be some way we can capitalize on that damn boson.'

'Sorry, I'm a stranger here myself.'

"Welcome to Mars. We assume you're all up to date on your vaccinations?"

"First I alienated the apes who'd raised me. Then there was a lot of turmoil with the colonials pulling out. Now Jane and me are semi-retired and I haven't swing through the trees in ages. Want a drink?"

"I wish you would actually sell one of these novels...all these returned manuscripts are giving me backaches!"

Dolly Varden - 'The Laughing Dolly'

"Hello, and welcome to Victor and Igor's latest unboxing video."

Pretty Soon: Robot pets won't provide the valuable life lessons flesh pets did.

Intergalactic travel! Chapter 17: Taking the kids along! (ARE WE THERE YET?)

'They're out there, they swallow your stuff, and who're you gonna call?'

"Lost My Grant - Please Help!"

'You again? OK, pal... I'm deleting you and this time you're going to stay deleted!' ~ the screen saver of Dorian Gray.

"Mom, dad. I'm LED."

"His first out-of-body experience."

"Jack and Jill went up the hill to defend their pail of water."

'What I meant by 'quark' in 'Finnegans Wake' was a hypothetical particle with a fractional electric charge.