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"When we have interactive books, the first thing I'm going to do is rush Little Nell to a hospital."

I should be a writer when I grow up...

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

'Which wine goes best with 'the old man and the sea'?'

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

Book Shop Plot Spoilers

"Regarding the plot of your novel ... what on earth were you thinking?"

"Is this fiction, non-fiction or historical fiction?"

'Before I undertake my journey, I require you to make me a warrior's headband.'

"It all happened so fast. 'Notable Book of the Year' to the remainder shelves to HERE in just six months!"

"Yes, could you discuss the inspiration for the protagonist? Specifically, the motivations which propel the direction of his narrative?" "I would prefer not to." "Bartleby, the author."

Gulliver's other travels.

Frankenstein's Ancestry

"Relax, I'll go back and find it."

The Brief collaboration Alfred Nobel And Thomas Edison

An alternative theory as to why dinosaurs are extinct.

'There must be some way we can capitalize on that damn boson.'

I hope that "golden showers" dossier about Trump is true. That'd be awesome. How so, little buddy? Well, I was always a big fan of the cold war. I loved "Red Dawn" and "War Games" and "James Bond" and all those really cool cold war movies. If it's true that our new president is actually being blackmailed by the Russians, we might finally have a real "Manchurian Candidate." I've calculated that the number of "Twilight Zone" episodes that might still come true has just grown by half a dozen. I hop

"I wish you would actually sell one of these novels...all these returned manuscripts are giving me backaches!"

"First I alienated the apes who'd raised me. Then there was a lot of turmoil with the colonials pulling out. Now Jane and me are semi-retired and I haven't swing through the trees in ages. Want a drink?"

'Sorry, I'm a stranger here myself.'

Dolly Varden - 'The Laughing Dolly'

"Welcome to Mars. We assume you're all up to date on your vaccinations?"

"Hello, and welcome to Victor and Igor's latest unboxing video."

Intergalactic travel! Chapter 17: Taking the kids along! (ARE WE THERE YET?)

Pretty Soon: Robot pets won't provide the valuable life lessons flesh pets did.

"Lost My Grant - Please Help!"

Off to a bad start.

"Jack and Jill went up the hill to defend their pail of water."

"Mom, dad. I'm LED."

'You again? OK, pal... I'm deleting you and this time you're going to stay deleted!' ~ the screen saver of Dorian Gray.

"His first out-of-body experience."

I've realized something: It's likely that there's only one way for mankind to reach the stars in our lifetimes. Do tell. Scientists believe we'll be able to upload our minds in just 30 years. That means NASA could upload everyone's mind to a robot, and launch it into space. We wouldn't need life support. We wouldn't be affected by radiation or anything. We could even sleep for the 100 years or so it took to get to the nearest star. Then that robot could build more robots and download our minds t

'They're out there, they swallow your stuff, and who're you gonna call?'