Instrumental Humor Gifts

"That's quite a set of cow horns you've got there."

A Symphony of Penguins

Atomic Bear: Part 21

Electric Blanket.

Elevator Music

'Business is booming.' - at Uncle Bert's Explosives

'PHWOAR! You should have seen her rear end when she sat on the piano. . . played 'TINK' and 'BOOM' at the same time!'

Waiter in resturant sawing violin.

I think we should stick to doing this with a piano.

'Well, they're just like your mom's cookies if your mom is a 35 ton, multi-unit dough extruder.'

'The Orginial Big Band sound'

Lab studies suggest that a human growth pill is just around the corner.

Man blows horn and bubbles come out.

'Your resume is certainly impressive, Mr. Simmons, but do you have any on the job experience?'

Musician Sneezing Musical Notes

"And now, Bach's Brandenburg Concerto, Number One, first movement."

Scotsman Playing Cow Bagpipes.

"You'll have to imagine the melody for this next song, too."

"So, tell me what happened after this Schrodinger put you in this box..."

'He may be the Messiah, but he's no Springsteen.'

Impartial Testing: "Eeny, meeny, money, moe..."

Pogo Cellist

'It says he put the 'Ram' in the 'Rama Lama Ding Dong'.'

Every time one of us gets a new head, those two think it's funny to call it "the changing of the gourd."

'We've got 'Jumpin' Jake' Stevens on drums, 'Slick' Chuck on bass and 'Wasted Pete' Walthons on the trumpet.'

'The drum roll is very nice... but it's still leftovers.'

Musical Accidents

Man playing huge complicated brass instrument.

"We start on #F."

Erica Duvale, piano - Beethoven - Total of opus numbers...

Quartet in the snow.

'Oh, that's out piano tuna.'

Mozart's symphonies often had several movements.

Concerto for Two Horns

Musician hurts his nose.