Piano Humor Gifts

'Those strings are made out of WHAT?'

A Symphony of Penguins

"I was going to play the Moonlight Sonata, but I forgot the key."

'Flight simulator'

Elevator Music

Pirates at the mall.

'PHWOAR! You should have seen her rear end when she sat on the piano. . . played 'TINK' and 'BOOM' at the same time!'

Waiter in resturant sawing violin.

'The Orginial Big Band sound'

Man blows horn and bubbles come out.

"This next song is also about air-conditioning."

Musician Sneezing Musical Notes

'In the middle of the second movement, Rodney's worst fears were realized; Phillippe began to sing along.'

Pogo Cellist

'We've got 'Jumpin' Jake' Stevens on drums, 'Slick' Chuck on bass and 'Wasted Pete' Walthons on the trumpet.'

'It says he put the 'Ram' in the 'Rama Lama Ding Dong'.'

"Let's see him get out of this sonata."

'The drum roll is very nice... but it's still leftovers.'

Man playing huge complicated brass instrument.

'I think I see why you're progressing slowly in music.'

"We start on #F."

Erica Duvale, piano - Beethoven - Total of opus numbers...

Quartet in the snow.

'For a little extra we can allocate you a seat inside the aircraft.'

'Oh, that's out piano tuna.'

'One could make the ultimate industrial strength glue by cracking the formula of the goo on night club stages.'

String Quartet Vending Machine

Mozart's symphonies often had several movements.

Cedric instantly regretted 'pumping up the jam...'

Pirated mirrors.

Melody Cockroach.

The years of practice had paid off. George was living the dream.