Piano Humor Pillows

'Those strings are made out of WHAT?'

A Symphony of Penguins

"I was going to play the Moonlight Sonata, but I forgot the key."

'Flight simulator'

Elevator Music

Waiter in resturant sawing violin.

'PHWOAR! You should have seen her rear end when she sat on the piano. . . played 'TINK' and 'BOOM' at the same time!'

Pirates at the mall.

I think we should stick to doing this with a piano.

'The Orginial Big Band sound'

Musician Sneezing Musical Notes

"This next song is also about air-conditioning."

Man blows horn and bubbles come out.

"And now, Bach's Brandenburg Concerto, Number One, first movement."

'He may be the Messiah, but he's no Springsteen.'

Scotsman Playing Cow Bagpipes.

'In the middle of the second movement, Rodney's worst fears were realized; Phillippe began to sing along.'

Pogo Cellist

"Let's see him get out of this sonata."

'The drum roll is very nice... but it's still leftovers.'

'It says he put the 'Ram' in the 'Rama Lama Ding Dong'.'

'We've got 'Jumpin' Jake' Stevens on drums, 'Slick' Chuck on bass and 'Wasted Pete' Walthons on the trumpet.'

Man playing huge complicated brass instrument.

'I think I see why you're progressing slowly in music.'

Erica Duvale, piano - Beethoven - Total of opus numbers...

'For a little extra we can allocate you a seat inside the aircraft.'

Quartet in the snow.

"We start on #F."

Cedric instantly regretted 'pumping up the jam...'

'Oh, that's out piano tuna.'

'One could make the ultimate industrial strength glue by cracking the formula of the goo on night club stages.'

Mozart's symphonies often had several movements.

The years of practice had paid off. George was living the dream.

Melody Cockroach.

String Quartet Vending Machine