Instrumental Humor Pillows

"That's quite a set of cow horns you've got there."

A Symphony of Penguins

Electric Blanket.

Elevator Music

Waiter in resturant sawing violin.

'PHWOAR! You should have seen her rear end when she sat on the piano. . . played 'TINK' and 'BOOM' at the same time!'

'Business is booming.' - at Uncle Bert's Explosives

'Well, they're just like your mom's cookies if your mom is a 35 ton, multi-unit dough extruder.'

'The Orginial Big Band sound'

Man blows horn and bubbles come out.

'Your resume is certainly impressive, Mr. Simmons, but do you have any on the job experience?'

Lab studies suggest that a human growth pill is just around the corner.

Musician Sneezing Musical Notes

Impartial Testing: "Eeny, meeny, money, moe..."

"You'll have to imagine the melody for this next song, too."

"So, tell me what happened after this Schrodinger put you in this box..."

Pogo Cellist

'We've got 'Jumpin' Jake' Stevens on drums, 'Slick' Chuck on bass and 'Wasted Pete' Walthons on the trumpet.'

Musical Accidents

'It says he put the 'Ram' in the 'Rama Lama Ding Dong'.'

'The drum roll is very nice... but it's still leftovers.'

Man playing huge complicated brass instrument.

"We start on #F."

Quartet in the snow.

Erica Duvale, piano - Beethoven - Total of opus numbers...

Cedric instantly regretted 'pumping up the jam...'

Concerto for Two Horns

Mozart's symphonies often had several movements.

Musician hurts his nose.

String Quartet Vending Machine