Orchestral Humor Gifts

A Symphony of Penguins

Pogo Cellist

The years of practice had paid off. George was living the dream.

"Please! No harmonizing during ululations!"

Elevator Music

Waiter in resturant sawing violin.

'PHWOAR! You should have seen her rear end when she sat on the piano. . . played 'TINK' and 'BOOM' at the same time!'

'That's what I'm talkin' about!'

'The Orginial Big Band sound'

Man blows horn and bubbles come out.

Musician Sneezing Musical Notes

"And now, Bach's Brandenburg Concerto, Number One, first movement."

Blues for now.

"You'll have to imagine the melody for this next song, too."

Scotsman Playing Cow Bagpipes.

'He may be the Messiah, but he's no Springsteen.'

Ha! Musical fruit my patootie...

Musical Accidents

'We've got 'Jumpin' Jake' Stevens on drums, 'Slick' Chuck on bass and 'Wasted Pete' Walthons on the trumpet.'

'It says he put the 'Ram' in the 'Rama Lama Ding Dong'.'

Pianist being pelted with tomatoes.

'The drum roll is very nice... but it's still leftovers.'

Man playing huge complicated brass instrument.

"We start on #F."

'I will now play a selection of digital audio files I downloaded today.'

Erica Duvale, piano - Beethoven - Total of opus numbers...

Quartet in the snow.

Concerto for Two Horns

Musician hurts his nose.

Early music

I'm leaving the band in order to pursue a solo career.

Mozart's symphonies often had several movements.

String Quartet Vending Machine

Cedric instantly regretted 'pumping up the jam...'

'Oh, that's out piano tuna.'