Orchestral Humor Prints

A Symphony of Penguins

Pogo Cellist

The years of practice had paid off. George was living the dream.

"Please! No harmonizing during ululations!"

Elevator Music

'PHWOAR! You should have seen her rear end when she sat on the piano. . . played 'TINK' and 'BOOM' at the same time!'

Waiter in resturant sawing violin.

'The Orginial Big Band sound'

Man blows horn and bubbles come out.

Musician Sneezing Musical Notes

"You'll have to imagine the melody for this next song, too."

Ha! Musical fruit my patootie...

'It says he put the 'Ram' in the 'Rama Lama Ding Dong'.'

'We've got 'Jumpin' Jake' Stevens on drums, 'Slick' Chuck on bass and 'Wasted Pete' Walthons on the trumpet.'

'The drum roll is very nice... but it's still leftovers.'

Pianist being pelted with tomatoes.

Musical Accidents

Man playing huge complicated brass instrument.

"We start on #F."

Quartet in the snow.

Erica Duvale, piano - Beethoven - Total of opus numbers...

'I will now play a selection of digital audio files I downloaded today.'

Concerto for Two Horns

Musician hurts his nose.

Cedric instantly regretted 'pumping up the jam...'

Mozart's symphonies often had several movements.

'Oh, that's out piano tuna.'

String Quartet Vending Machine

Early music

'You sound like a bunch of cats! The growl has to be deeper and the barks crisper. Okay, let's take it again from the first howl.'

Conductor and Quasimodo.

'Sorry I'm late, I couldn't find my key'