Orchestra Humor Prints

I'm leaving the band in order to pursue a solo career.

A Symphony of Penguins

'I love your playing....especially when you stop!'

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

The Hey Diddle Diddle Orchestra

I love my Timpani

Bad Timbre: the world's first Garage Philharmonic Orchestra

Orchestra.

'OK, everybody...'Louie, Louie' from the top!'

Triangle

Trombone emerges from pram. Mother says: 'I'm a firm believer in starting them young.'

Double Bass

"Please! No harmonizing during ululations!"

Bassoons.

Statue turns into conductor when it snows.

My other cello is a Stradivari

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

Antonio Vivaldi

Orchestra Class Air Guitar.

Quartet.

Timpani.

Orchestra conductor

'Incredibly Inexpensive Sound Engineers. Pretty Good Sound Engineers, 12 the price, 23 the quality. You'll hardly notice the occasional feedback.'

Music Lessons

Malcolm Sargent

Occupational Hazards.

Violinist.

"They'll be expecting adagio. Go with the allegro."

Quartet of chefs.

Cello Concert

'I'll be conducting Mahler 3 as the guests arrive.'

Team Flute

Violin family at Christmas

"Ah yes, I know this bit...it's from the advert!"

I love my Uke.