Instrumental Humorists Gifts

Musical Accidents

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

"Canadian Mt. ‘Rush’more"

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

Bad Timbre: the world's first Garage Philharmonic Orchestra

"This next one is my own quirky rendition of Berlioz's 'Symphonie Fantastique,' Movement 5, 'Dream of a Witches' Sabbath.'"

"...No it does state here quite clearly...the right to bear arms...not arm bears."

"I was going to play the Moonlight Sonata, but I forgot the key."

'Due to government surveillance, is my allowance taxable?'

"The Eggsorcist"

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."

"Not now, my love. I'm feeling preminstrel."

"I thought it would be appropriate to have a band playing as we went down."

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Elevator Music

The Phantom Of The Garden

"They'll be expecting adagio. Go with the allegro."

Guitar pickin'

Opera singer singing to her partner who is wearing a gas mask on due to her bad breath.

The White House: Some Assembly Required.

Rap-scallions

Double Saxophone

Waiter in resturant sawing violin.

The mysterious ancient stone figures of Keister Island.

'PHWOAR! You should have seen her rear end when she sat on the piano. . . played 'TINK' and 'BOOM' at the same time!'

'And though he died during the hunt, we can only assume that George L Jones would want this new species of butt-faced clown monkey to forever bear his name.'

Pay me not to pay 'Wonderwall'

Government survey into the effects of haggis throwing in Ethiopia.

"Who is 'coming around the mountain,' John? Could it be your mother?"

"Beans, Them Beans, Them Beans, Beans, Beans..."

Edward Elgar.

No Instruments Please

All Les's dreams of stardom were coming true, and he'd only played one note.

Dr. Phil takes it home.