Instrumental Humorists Gifts

Musical Accidents

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

"Canadian Mt. ‘Rush’more"

Bad Timbre: the world's first Garage Philharmonic Orchestra

'Due to government surveillance, is my allowance taxable?'

"This next one is my own quirky rendition of Berlioz's 'Symphonie Fantastique,' Movement 5, 'Dream of a Witches' Sabbath.'"

Atomic Bear: Part 21

"The Eggsorcist"

"I was going to play the Moonlight Sonata, but I forgot the key."

"...No it does state here quite clearly...the right to bear arms...not arm bears."

Radiator jazz player

"Not now, my love. I'm feeling preminstrel."

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."

"I thought it would be appropriate to have a band playing as we went down."

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Elevator Music

The Phantom Of The Garden

"They'll be expecting adagio. Go with the allegro."

Guitar pickin'

Opera singer singing to her partner who is wearing a gas mask on due to her bad breath.

The White House: Some Assembly Required.

'And though he died during the hunt, we can only assume that George L Jones would want this new species of butt-faced clown monkey to forever bear his name.'

Rap-scallions

Pay me not to pay 'Wonderwall'

Government survey into the effects of haggis throwing in Ethiopia.

Waiter in resturant sawing violin.

The mysterious ancient stone figures of Keister Island.

"Who is 'coming around the mountain,' John? Could it be your mother?"

'PHWOAR! You should have seen her rear end when she sat on the piano. . . played 'TINK' and 'BOOM' at the same time!'

Double Saxophone

"Beans, Them Beans, Them Beans, Beans, Beans..."

Edward Elgar.

Dr. Phil takes it home.

"Hey samson, nice man bun."