Institutional Critique Fan Gifts

'We can't get rid of her - she has tenure.'

"Why don't we switch off the news and give Brexit up for Lent?"

"It lost a little something in translation."

"Britain's Got Talent is now in its tenth astonishingly brilliant year!"

'And this will be our strategic plan for the coming year.'

Golden parachutes inc. - 'Our pleas for bail-out funds were ignored.'

"You atheists wouldn't exist without God!"

Privatized Jails

Second-hand Slander and Innuendo £10

'To placate the public, we've done away with the cash bonuses and have found another way to compensate you.'

"When we have COVID under control you'll be rewarded for saving us, we won't forget how much we owe you."

The Calmocracy

"Suppose we leave the salary unchanged but get smaller women."

"Do we wait for it to be approved as an antibiotic, or do we go ahead right now and sell it as furniture polish?"

LIBERAL MEDIA POLLS, 'Do you think President Obama is doing a great job, a wonderful job, or an absolutely terrific job?'

BP's Spill Bill

Obey the Book or be damned!

"Wow, we're doing great."

'We don't believe in treating people like a number. Here, you'll be treated like a slave.'

Tony Blair in the morning and George Bush in the afternoon. Lulu and Stan were having a good day.

'Okay, the print media convicted you...but trust me, the video media will overturn the verdict.'

'I'm a genetically modified fish aimed at the environmentalist market.'

"I've got a couple of tickets for Wild Bill's 'Wild West Show'.. only $800 each!"

'How do you like the new incentive scheme?'

Graduation at the executioner's school

"Publicly, we're still saying there are no side effects."

"How can a drugstore afford to buy a large insurance company for $69 billion?"

LARGE FRONT

'Exploiting the workers hasn't helped...so we'll have to start screwing them.'

'Didn't I read your last book, find it absolutely disgusting and vow never to read another, or was that someone else?'

Sleeping - "Sir, the staff are all assembled for your pep talk."

"..And the best product placement in a film award goes to..."

'Of course, you'll be paid a generous scapegoat bonus.'

'I remember when kidnapping stood for something. Now it's all about the ransom and pleasing the shareholders.'

"How's my head size today."