Institutional Critique Lover Gifts

"Is there someone here who is sensitive to the banking needs of women?"

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

'The staff is being reduced. The exit strategy will be explained at a meeting to be held, after work, in the parking lot.'

"Tell me, Chuck, is barbarism the natural state of mankind, and will it ultimately triumph?"

Jacques et Jille

'We can't get rid of her - she has tenure.'

Would anybody else like to ask a question before the stewards get to them?

"This is Mr. Norris. He'll be coming on board as a human shield."

Facelook

'Can you remember where you were when you first realized you were full of crap?'

"I loved your embarrassing personal essay in the 'Times.' "

"Something tells me his demands may be difficult to meet."

Nutty Assistants

Blame the Victims

Trump Bible photo op

'I'm all talked out. Let's look into some gene therapy.'

The Man of Taste.

Corporate Responsibility - All front with nothing behind it.

"Good Dad, Bad Dad"

'It's the Environment Agency. They're sending a leaflet on how to grow gills.'

Fake Diplomas

"Do you mind if I put this on instagram?"

"Ugh... Jerry Saltz is totally junking up my feed again."

Lather, Rinse, Repeat.

Hosni Mubarak blinks

"I did my job, I grabbed my pile, and yet no voice at eventide has cried 'Well done!'"

'Britishness Test.'

"I'm pleased to announce we've developed a new drug that's remarkably effective in generating profits."

"Well, the x-rays show you have a little arthritis in your hands, but mostly they're just poorly drawn."

"So have we given up completely on the idea of the full monty?"

'And, if elected, I promise to reach across the aisle, if you know what I mean...'

"Of course, at present Mademoiselle's neck is too long, but our Mr. Francis is going to change all that."

"The technique is good, but somehow I feel that the artist didn't take enough time observing the subject."

Gin Lane.

'Would it be possible to fire last year's 40,000 employees a second time?'