Institutional Critic Gifts

'Father, help me, I'm beginning to lose faith in child-abuse.'

Enhanced Pedophilia Interrogation Techniques

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

'Our admission policy is now simplicity itself. If you have the tuition, you're in.'

Trump pardons

Voltaire

"Like I could date a guy from Notre Dame."

The International and May Day Terrorism

"Is she breastfeeding in public?! That's disgusting!"

'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.'

"Congratulations, Trumpism. It's ot often we initiate a new horseman."

Where does it all end up?

"Lori, go ahead and toss in 'Lolita.' Now, what's next?" "We'll need more lighter fluid." "'The Lottery' is devils work." "We must protect the children." "Book burning club"

'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...'

Please enjoy this culturally, ethnically, religiously and politically correct cartoon responsibly.

'Now that everyone's street is online, we're mapping interiors.'

"Is there any way I could get a dashboard instead of a report card?"

'I was hounded out of office!', 'That explains the smell.'

"Of course we'll give you a choice. Would you prefer to lose your job to outsourcing or to robotic automation?"

Pillaging, formerly Acquisitions Department

"What can I say? Second grade just hasn't lived up to the hype."

Police Statetion

"Whine and cheezed party."

"Earth – Love the brand, hate the owners."

A man is selling, 'Cameron voodoo dolls', outside of job centre.

"She's really nice and I didn't want to hurt her feelings, so here we are."

"If we evolved from stupid people, why are there stupid people still around?"

Plight of Decent-White-Male-Middle Class Scapgoats.

Goodbye Opiate of the Masses

The Revolution Will Not Be Organized

"It's the new Trump Tower..."

"Let's throw another ideologue on the fire."

"Doc, my arm is killing me, but I don't know how I can afford care. My deductible is through the roof and I just got laid off my job."

'Oi mate! No hoods in the shopping mall.'

'We can't get rid of her - she has tenure.'