College Critique Lover Gifts

Looking for a gift for someone who loves to critique college methods and mock academia? Our playful items are perfect for the student, teacher, or critic with a sharp tongue and a love of humor. Find unique mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints that celebrate their creative take on higher education.

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"Like I could date a guy from Notre Dame."

"Like I could date a guy from Notre Dame." mockup

"Like I could date a guy from Notre Dame."

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Master's Degrees of the Universe

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"I like it, Julian — it speaks to what a waste of time and money your MFA was."

"I like it, Julian — it speaks to what a waste of time and money your MFA was." mockup

"I like it, Julian — it speaks to what a waste of time and money your MFA was."

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"If you have to ask, you can't afford it."

"If you have to ask, you can't afford it." mockup

"If you have to ask, you can't afford it."

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Monkey Business College

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"I loved your embarrassing personal essay in the 'Times.' "

"I loved your embarrassing personal essay in the 'Times.' " mockup

"I loved your embarrassing personal essay in the 'Times.' "

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'I'm all talked out. Let's look into some gene therapy.'

'I'm all talked out. Let's look into some gene therapy.' mockup

'I'm all talked out. Let's look into some gene therapy.'

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Uni. Snowflake Library

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Nutty Assistants

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"We had to lay off most of the staff to pay for the consultants."

"We had to lay off most of the staff to pay for the consultants." mockup

"We had to lay off most of the staff to pay for the consultants."

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"Good Dad, Bad Dad"

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Fake Diplomas

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Hosni Mubarak blinks

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Lather, Rinse, Repeat.

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'They always off the mom.'

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"Of course, at present Mademoiselle's neck is too long, but our Mr. Francis is going to change all that."

"Of course, at present Mademoiselle's neck is too long, but our Mr. Francis is going to change all that." mockup

"Of course, at present Mademoiselle's neck is too long, but our Mr. Francis is going to change all that."

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"The technique is good, but somehow I feel that the artist didn't take enough time observing the subject."

"The technique is good, but somehow I feel that the artist didn't take enough time observing the subject." mockup

"The technique is good, but somehow I feel that the artist didn't take enough time observing the subject."

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'African Idol': A bushman is receiving the judge's opinion which is:' Dat was bad . . . it sound nutting like watta buffeelow!'

'African Idol': A bushman is receiving the judge's opinion which is:' Dat was bad . . . it sound nutting like watta buffeelow!' mockup

'African Idol': A bushman is receiving the judge's opinion which is:' Dat was bad . . . it sound nutting like watta buffeelow!'

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'Caution: Some content may be offensive to sensitive students.'

'Caution: Some content may be offensive to sensitive students.' mockup

'Caution: Some content may be offensive to sensitive students.'

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"Is there someone here who is sensitive to the banking needs of women?"

"Is there someone here who is sensitive to the banking needs of women?" mockup

"Is there someone here who is sensitive to the banking needs of women?"

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Fortune 500 Earnings

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"The following programme may contain attitudes and language that you'll gleefully take out of context and subsequently bombard social media with your humourless, self-righteous fury..."

"The following programme may contain attitudes and language that you'll gleefully take out of context and subsequently bombard social media with your humourless, self-righteous fury..."

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'Damn! The uni has introduced new anti-student chairs."

'Damn! The uni has introduced new anti-student chairs." mockup

'Damn! The uni has introduced new anti-student chairs."

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King Solomon, ethical slut.

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'You're quick to criticise, but slow to help.'

'You're quick to criticise, but slow to help.' mockup

'You're quick to criticise, but slow to help.'

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"The Squire theater is just two blocks down, right on the corner. the show thee, 'Whispers of Danger' is a standard mystery, with a lackluster second act. Mis Laporte, however, gives the most lyrical and sensitive performance of her career."

"The Squire theater is just two blocks down, right on the corner. the show thee, 'Whispers of Danger' is a standard mystery, with a lackluster second act. Mis Laporte, however, gives the most lyrical and sensitive performance of her career."

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