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'We can't get rid of her - she has tenure.'

"Why don't we switch off the news and give Brexit up for Lent?"

"It lost a little something in translation."

"Britain's Got Talent is now in its tenth astonishingly brilliant year!"

"You atheists wouldn't exist without God!"

Golden parachutes inc. - 'Our pleas for bail-out funds were ignored.'

Privatized Jails

"When we have COVID under control you'll be rewarded for saving us, we won't forget how much we owe you."

Second-hand Slander and Innuendo £10

"Do we wait for it to be approved as an antibiotic, or do we go ahead right now and sell it as furniture polish?"

'We don't believe in treating people like a number. Here, you'll be treated like a slave.'

"Wow, we're doing great."

LIBERAL MEDIA POLLS, 'Do you think President Obama is doing a great job, a wonderful job, or an absolutely terrific job?'

Tony Blair in the morning and George Bush in the afternoon. Lulu and Stan were having a good day.

Obey the Book or be damned!

'Okay, the print media convicted you...but trust me, the video media will overturn the verdict.'

'How do you like the new incentive scheme?'

'I'm a genetically modified fish aimed at the environmentalist market.'

"I've got a couple of tickets for Wild Bill's 'Wild West Show'.. only $800 each!"

Graduation at the executioner's school

"Publicly, we're still saying there are no side effects."

'Exploiting the workers hasn't helped...so we'll have to start screwing them.'

LARGE FRONT

"How can a drugstore afford to buy a large insurance company for $69 billion?"

'Didn't I read your last book, find it absolutely disgusting and vow never to read another, or was that someone else?'

Sleeping - "Sir, the staff are all assembled for your pep talk."

"..And the best product placement in a film award goes to..."

'Of course, you'll be paid a generous scapegoat bonus.'

'I remember when kidnapping stood for something. Now it's all about the ransom and pleasing the shareholders.'

Woman visits a dietitian and comes out a skeleton.

Rest in hate