Installation Aficionado Gifts

'No, the screen needs to be a little bit to the left...no, right...'

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

It's a male thing - I saw a toaster with power assist, and I bought it.

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

Cellphone Islands

US v.s. Tech Giants

"That’s a toaster. It’s a tanning bed for bread."

Convenience.

"We're gonna entertain you for exactly the next 30 minutes."

"Do you want to suddenly decide we need a waffle maker?"

"Al, you've been chosen Businessman of the Year by the Junior Chamber of Commerce."

Terry had a computer bug.

"I'm looking for something really dull and repetitive."

'Does this thing get channel four.'

'New Game'

'It's new from British Telecom...a telephone ignoring machine.'

"Store policy is that I need a note from your wife."

"Hey, I just consider myself very fortunate to be getting paid for something I'd be doing anyway."

'Those enormous worldwide internet communities.'

"I don't need a lecture Dad, I know all I need to know from the online tutorials of @DamKing61, @HotDam72 and @DamEasy27. . ."

Sally and Doug had met online and were proving to be very compatible...

Robot walking pet robot

'I can't get out! -- I lost the owner's manual!'

"I love the fact that you're a computer genius, Erwin. I just don't like fact that you look like one."

'I'd like to leave my pacemaker to the medical institute, my artificial lung to the research center, my false teeth to the dental clinic, my dacron arteries...'

The Final Selfie

Keep on Truckin.

Cutaway view of house undergoing renovation