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'No, the screen needs to be a little bit to the left...no, right...'

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

It's a male thing - I saw a toaster with power assist, and I bought it.

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

'We need to change our luck. Let's move our headquarters to Redmond, the home of Microsoft.'

Cellphone Islands

"Pokemon...Pokemon...Pokemon...."

US v.s. Tech Giants

"Al, you've been chosen Businessman of the Year by the Junior Chamber of Commerce."

Convenience.

"Amazon's new A.I. just 'gets' me."

"We're gonna entertain you for exactly the next 30 minutes."

"Do you want to suddenly decide we need a waffle maker?"

Terry had a computer bug.

"That’s a toaster. It’s a tanning bed for bread."

"I'm looking for something really dull and repetitive."

'Does this thing get channel four.'

'New Game'

'Those enormous worldwide internet communities.'

'It's new from British Telecom...a telephone ignoring machine.'

"Store policy is that I need a note from your wife."

"Hey, I just consider myself very fortunate to be getting paid for something I'd be doing anyway."

"Want to impress me with that hammer? Try using it to fix a few things around here."

"I don't need a lecture Dad, I know all I need to know from the online tutorials of @DamKing61, @HotDam72 and @DamEasy27. . ."

Sally and Doug had met online and were proving to be very compatible...

Robot walking pet robot

'I can't get out! -- I lost the owner's manual!'

"I love the fact that you're a computer genius, Erwin. I just don't like fact that you look like one."

'I'd like to leave my pacemaker to the medical institute, my artificial lung to the research center, my false teeth to the dental clinic, my dacron arteries...'

'And a special feature on this model is the diet ice cubes.'

"We've been cancelled."

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