Insomnia Shopper Gifts

Looking for a gift for someone battling sleepless nights? Our selection features clever, humorous, and thoughtful items perfect for anyone who’s ever experienced a restless evening. Bring some levity and comfort to their long nights with our unique range of products tailored for the insomnia shopper.

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"Can you believe she said that I 'talk too much'? I can go hours without saying anything. You've witnessed it. What about sleeping? I don't talk in my sleep... do I? Oh, well, I just bought a box of vintage oven mitts on eBay last night. I couldn't sleep..."

"Can you believe she said that I 'talk too much'? I can go hours without saying anything. You've witnessed it. What about sleeping? I don't talk in my sleep... do I? Oh, well, I just bought a box of vintage oven mitts on eBay last night. I couldn't sleep..."

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'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?' mockup

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

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"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection." mockup

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

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That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.

That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost. mockup

That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.

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"Where's the ball? Where's the ball?" mockup

"Where's the ball? Where's the ball?"

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"Well, if you're still awake when the time changes, you'll lose an hour of overthinking everything, too."

"Well, if you're still awake when the time changes, you'll lose an hour of overthinking everything, too." mockup

"Well, if you're still awake when the time changes, you'll lose an hour of overthinking everything, too."

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"Call him Koffee- he keeps us awake!" mockup

"Call him Koffee- he keeps us awake!"

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'C'mon! Speed it up! I've got a bottle of wine here that says it's meant to be drunk soon!'

'C'mon! Speed it up! I've got a bottle of wine here that says it's meant to be drunk soon!' mockup

'C'mon! Speed it up! I've got a bottle of wine here that says it's meant to be drunk soon!'

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The Forever Stamp

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"My life must really be boring. I asked the guy why he hacked into my social media and he replied that reading it helps him get to sleep a night."

"My life must really be boring. I asked the guy why he hacked into my social media and he replied that reading it helps him get to sleep a night." mockup

"My life must really be boring. I asked the guy why he hacked into my social media and he replied that reading it helps him get to sleep a night."

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"Would you mind getting me the Ambien, the Tiger Balm, three cookies, a cup of tea and a pillow for my legs?"

"Would you mind getting me the Ambien, the Tiger Balm, three cookies, a cup of tea and a pillow for my legs?" mockup

"Would you mind getting me the Ambien, the Tiger Balm, three cookies, a cup of tea and a pillow for my legs?"

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'zzz sleep.'

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'Sure I sleep all day. She snores all night.'

'Sure I sleep all day. She snores all night.' mockup

'Sure I sleep all day. She snores all night.'

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Center For Sleep Deprivation

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"It's only insomnia if there's nothing good on."

"It's only insomnia if there's nothing good on." mockup

"It's only insomnia if there's nothing good on."

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It's always the same dream. I'm in therapy, analyzing my recurring dream.

It's always the same dream. I'm in therapy, analyzing my recurring dream. mockup

It's always the same dream. I'm in therapy, analyzing my recurring dream.

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The afternoons are okay, it's at night that I can't sleep.

The afternoons are okay, it's at night that I can't sleep. mockup

The afternoons are okay, it's at night that I can't sleep.

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'The nurses tell me that you're having trouble sleeping, so I thought I'd try a sermon just to help.'

'The nurses tell me that you're having trouble sleeping, so I thought I'd try a sermon just to help.' mockup

'The nurses tell me that you're having trouble sleeping, so I thought I'd try a sermon just to help.'

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"Wake up."

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'I can't sleep... Tell me about your day at the office again.'

'I can't sleep... Tell me about your day at the office again.' mockup

'I can't sleep... Tell me about your day at the office again.'

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Wide-awake.

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"Goodnight cerebellum, goodnight hippocampus, goodnight little neurons that jump to synapses, goodnight medulla, prefrontal cortex, with the pills that I take it won't be complex."

"Goodnight cerebellum, goodnight hippocampus, goodnight little neurons that jump to synapses, goodnight medulla, prefrontal cortex, with the pills that I take it won't be complex."

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Cats. All they do is eat and sleep. Truth is, they don't even do that well.

Cats. All they do is eat and sleep. Truth is, they don't even do that well. mockup

Cats. All they do is eat and sleep. Truth is, they don't even do that well.

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"Hello dear- couldn't you sleep either?"

"Hello dear- couldn't you sleep either?" mockup

"Hello dear- couldn't you sleep either?"

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'Face it, 24 hour grocery stores were made for people like us.'

'Face it, 24 hour grocery stores were made for people like us.' mockup

'Face it, 24 hour grocery stores were made for people like us.'

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"They were known as the tribe that didn't sleep."

"They were known as the tribe that didn't sleep." mockup

"They were known as the tribe that didn't sleep."

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"My nose whistling is keeping me awake all night."

"My nose whistling is keeping me awake all night." mockup

"My nose whistling is keeping me awake all night."

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Nethead strip: Sale.com

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Health Centre/All Night Stress Counselling

Health Centre/All Night Stress Counselling mockup

Health Centre/All Night Stress Counselling

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Vegan Insomnia

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"Sleep? No, I'm the anxiety fairy. How about a cuppa joe?"

"Sleep? No, I'm the anxiety fairy. How about a cuppa joe?" mockup

"Sleep? No, I'm the anxiety fairy. How about a cuppa joe?"

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"You up? You also couldn't sleep.." mockup

"You up? You also couldn't sleep.."

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'Insomniacs Anonymous. Next meeting 3am,Tues.'

'Insomniacs Anonymous. Next meeting 3am,Tues.' mockup

'Insomniacs Anonymous. Next meeting 3am,Tues.'

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When animal cloners suffer from insomnia.

When animal cloners suffer from insomnia. mockup

When animal cloners suffer from insomnia.

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Sleeping artist has been painting picture of sheep.

Sleeping artist has been painting picture of sheep. mockup

Sleeping artist has been painting picture of sheep.

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Insomnia Shopper Gifts Collection

Insomnia Shopper Mugs

Explore our collection of insomnia-themed mugs—perfect for night owls and early risers alike, adding a humorous touch to those long nights or morning coffee.

Insomnia Shopper Pillows

Discover cozy pillows designed with insomniacs in mind—combining comfort and humor to make sleepless nights a little more bearable.

Insomnia Shopper Prints

Brighten their space with clever insomnia-inspired prints—witty artwork that celebrates the sleepless, with a playful twist to liven up any room.

Insomnia Shopper T-Shirts

Check out our insomnia-inspired t-shirts! Funny, comfortable, and relatable—ideal for anyone who’s ever stayed awake when they should be sleeping.