Looking for a gift for someone battling sleepless nights? Our selection features clever, humorous, and thoughtful items perfect for anyone who’s ever experienced a restless evening. Bring some levity and comfort to their long nights with our unique range of products tailored for the insomnia shopper.
"Can you believe she said that I 'talk too much'? I can go hours without saying anything. You've witnessed it. What about sleeping? I don't talk in my sleep... do I? Oh, well, I just bought a box of vintage oven mitts on eBay last night. I couldn't sleep..."
Dog Nightmares
'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'
"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."
That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.
"Where's the ball? Where's the ball?"
"Well, if you're still awake when the time changes, you'll lose an hour of overthinking everything, too."
The Forever Stamp
"Call him Koffee- he keeps us awake!"
'C'mon! Speed it up! I've got a bottle of wine here that says it's meant to be drunk soon!'
"My life must really be boring. I asked the guy why he hacked into my social media and he replied that reading it helps him get to sleep a night."
'Sure I sleep all day. She snores all night.'
"Would you mind getting me the Ambien, the Tiger Balm, three cookies, a cup of tea and a pillow for my legs?"
'zzz sleep.'
Center For Sleep Deprivation
"It's only insomnia if there's nothing good on."
It's always the same dream. I'm in therapy, analyzing my recurring dream.
'The nurses tell me that you're having trouble sleeping, so I thought I'd try a sermon just to help.'
The afternoons are okay, it's at night that I can't sleep.
'I can't sleep... Tell me about your day at the office again.'
Wide-awake.
"Wake up."
"Goodnight cerebellum, goodnight hippocampus, goodnight little neurons that jump to synapses, goodnight medulla, prefrontal cortex, with the pills that I take it won't be complex."
Cats. All they do is eat and sleep. Truth is, they don't even do that well.
"Hello dear- couldn't you sleep either?"
Nethead strip: Sale.com
"My nose whistling is keeping me awake all night."
"They were known as the tribe that didn't sleep."
'Face it, 24 hour grocery stores were made for people like us.'
Health Centre/All Night Stress Counselling
Vegan Insomnia
"Sleep? No, I'm the anxiety fairy. How about a cuppa joe?"
'Insomniacs Anonymous. Next meeting 3am,Tues.'
When animal cloners suffer from insomnia.
Cactus Alarm.
Explore our collection of insomnia-themed mugs—perfect for night owls and early risers alike, adding a humorous touch to those long nights or morning coffee.
Discover cozy pillows designed with insomniacs in mind—combining comfort and humor to make sleepless nights a little more bearable.
Brighten their space with clever insomnia-inspired prints—witty artwork that celebrates the sleepless, with a playful twist to liven up any room.
Check out our insomnia-inspired t-shirts! Funny, comfortable, and relatable—ideal for anyone who’s ever stayed awake when they should be sleeping.