Insomnia Shopper Pillows

"Can you believe she said that I 'talk too much'? I can go hours without saying anything. You've witnessed it. What about sleeping? I don't talk in my sleep... do I? Oh, well, I just bought a box of vintage oven mitts on eBay last night. I couldn't sleep..."

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.

"Where's the ball? Where's the ball?"

"Well, if you're still awake when the time changes, you'll lose an hour of overthinking everything, too."

"Call him Koffee- he keeps us awake!"

'C'mon! Speed it up! I've got a bottle of wine here that says it's meant to be drunk soon!'

The Forever Stamp

"My life must really be boring. I asked the guy why he hacked into my social media and he replied that reading it helps him get to sleep a night."

"Would you mind getting me the Ambien, the Tiger Balm, three cookies, a cup of tea and a pillow for my legs?"

'zzz sleep.'

'Sure I sleep all day. She snores all night.'

Center For Sleep Deprivation

"It's only insomnia if there's nothing good on."

It's always the same dream. I'm in therapy, analyzing my recurring dream.

The afternoons are okay, it's at night that I can't sleep.

'The nurses tell me that you're having trouble sleeping, so I thought I'd try a sermon just to help.'

"Wake up."

'I can't sleep... Tell me about your day at the office again.'

Wide-awake.

"Goodnight cerebellum, goodnight hippocampus, goodnight little neurons that jump to synapses, goodnight medulla, prefrontal cortex, with the pills that I take it won't be complex."

Cats. All they do is eat and sleep. Truth is, they don't even do that well.

"Hello dear- couldn't you sleep either?"

'Face it, 24 hour grocery stores were made for people like us.'

"They were known as the tribe that didn't sleep."

"My nose whistling is keeping me awake all night."

Nethead strip: Sale.com

Health Centre/All Night Stress Counselling

Vegan Insomnia

"Sleep? No, I'm the anxiety fairy. How about a cuppa joe?"

"You up? You also couldn't sleep.."

'Insomniacs Anonymous. Next meeting 3am,Tues.'

When animal cloners suffer from insomnia.

Sleeping artist has been painting picture of sheep.