Insomnia Battler Gifts

'It's not what it looks like Laura, I just couldn't sleep.'

The Forever Stamp

"If somebody abuses you at work, you always have the option to go home and let it stew in your brain all night."

"Would you mind getting me the Ambien, the Tiger Balm, three cookies, a cup of tea and a pillow for my legs?"

Why am I ironing at 2am? I wish I could just roll over and go to sleep!

'I can't sleep, knowing that the increased cost of doing business is being passed on to me!'

Gah! This duvet is useless! I might as well be sleeping in a fluffing crisp packet! - '' - '' - '' - 'I do feel warmer but now the salt is irritating my skin.' - '' -

'I can't sleep... Tell me about your day at the office again.'

'I dreamt I was tweeting about my insomnia all night.'

Twisted Peel considers dream feeding.

Center For Sleep Deprivation

Do Not Resuscitate

"The overthinker"

Noisy energy?

"Well, if you're still awake when the time changes, you'll lose an hour of overthinking everything, too."

Woman and TV.

"Put your phones on vibrate. Maybe they'll keep you awake."

"Clearly the patient's experiencing difficulty attaining the deep, final level of restful sleep."

'I love algebra class, it's the only time I get to have a really decent nap.'

'I'm feeling a sense of conclusion here, so let's draw things to a close.'

Principles of Anaesthesia.

'I couldn't sleep so I decided to do some on-line trading.'

'Sure I sleep all day. She snores all night.'

"But I haven't finished explaining about dollar-cost-averaging." "Sorry, I didn't register for this course."

Danger Noodle tho bored

"What time is it mentally?"

"Yay! School is done!!"

'zzz sleep.'

"About that insomnia...have you tried counting billable hours?"

'Well, that brings us up to my third birthday...'

'The nurses tell me that you're having trouble sleeping, so I thought I'd try a sermon just to help.'

Everyone at a meeting has fallen asleep.

The afternoons are okay, it's at night that I can't sleep.

Well done, Harris. That's one of the straightest paperclips I've ever seen.

"Goodnight cerebellum, goodnight hippocampus, goodnight little neurons that jump to synapses, goodnight medulla, prefrontal cortex, with the pills that I take it won't be complex."