Insomnia Busters Gifts

Sleep clinic: 'We like to say, insomnia is nothing to lose sleep over...'

"Try thinking about something else."

"Someone’s in the kitchen. Did you lock up my kibble?"

"Well, if you're still awake when the time changes, you'll lose an hour of overthinking everything, too."

'Surely they're not ALL still in their offices!'

'Hold on, Baby, Hold on!'

The Forever Stamp

"I have a very demanding job. The boss is always demanding I work late."

"I've notices that you seem to be in the office 15 hours a day. . ."

Studio in December

'We can manage this is we work 24/7 and no one takes a holiday.'

Try not to worry.

"Would you mind getting me the Ambien, the Tiger Balm, three cookies, a cup of tea and a pillow for my legs?"

Center For Sleep Deprivation

'zzz sleep.'

"The computers are fine, the staff has crashed."

'Sure I sleep all day. She snores all night.'

'I won't be taking any more calls today. I threw my phone out the window.'

'The nurses tell me that you're having trouble sleeping, so I thought I'd try a sermon just to help.'

The afternoons are okay, it's at night that I can't sleep.

"I'm always committing to things I know I can't follow through on."

"Before I prescribe a sleeping pill, I'd like you to try the opera."

"Can I borrow your cage cover? Ed's really snoring tonight."

'I can't sleep... Tell me about your day at the office again.'

"Hello dear- couldn't you sleep either?"

A Mime Artist counting sheep jumping over an imaginary fence.

They say you can't go home again. They ought to know. They own the company.

'Yes, it is a stressful job.'

Anger Management Class: Gone berserk, back in one hour.

Man is pulled in all directions.

"They were known as the tribe that didn't sleep."

Vegan Insomnia

"Sleep? No, I'm the anxiety fairy. How about a cuppa joe?"

"So, how's the back?"

"I had to switch to tea, coffee was keeping me up all day."