Insomnia Remedies Gifts

Counting ribs

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

"Maybe we should have just had a baby..."

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.

"Where's the ball? Where's the ball?"

Noisy energy?

"Call him Koffee- he keeps us awake!"

The Forever Stamp

When you get worried, and you can't sleep, count your blessings instead of sheep...

"They say this will keep us up all night like that's a bad thing."

"It's only insomnia if there's nothing good on."

It's always the same dream. I'm in therapy, analyzing my recurring dream.

The afternoons are okay, it's at night that I can't sleep.

Wide-awake.

"Before I prescribe a sleeping pill, I'd like you to try the opera."

"Can I borrow your cage cover? Ed's really snoring tonight."

Cats. All they do is eat and sleep. Truth is, they don't even do that well.

"Hello dear- couldn't you sleep either?"

"They were known as the tribe that didn't sleep."

A Mime Artist counting sheep jumping over an imaginary fence.

"your wife insisted we do what we had to do to stop your snoring. And, since she really is rather scary, we were left with no other choice but to remove your face."

Vegan Insomnia

"Sleep? No, I'm the anxiety fairy. How about a cuppa joe?"

Insomniacs Anonymous - No Snoring

"This book put me to sleep—It was wonderful."

'Insomniacs Anonymous. Next meeting 3am,Tues.'

Wheel of Sleep Misfortune

'I hate to admit it, but I counted sheep all night.'

Drum School, Sleep Clinic, Fire Alarm - Testing Lab.

"See how much better you look after a good nights sleep."

'Your lectures cured my sleep disorder.'

"That smart pillow must know you snore. It's wearing earmuffs."