Insomnia Combatant Gifts

'Say, what's your secret?'

"The overthinker"

Noisy energy?

"Well, if you're still awake when the time changes, you'll lose an hour of overthinking everything, too."

The Forever Stamp

"Clearly the patient's experiencing difficulty attaining the deep, final level of restful sleep."

"I know eight hours sleep a day is normal... but not at work!"

'zzz sleep.'

Center For Sleep Deprivation

"Would you mind getting me the Ambien, the Tiger Balm, three cookies, a cup of tea and a pillow for my legs?"

'Sure I sleep all day. She snores all night.'

'What he lacks in intelligence he makes up for in stupidity.'

'I couldn't sleep so I decided to do some on-line trading.'

"About that insomnia...have you tried counting billable hours?"

The afternoons are okay, it's at night that I can't sleep.

'The nurses tell me that you're having trouble sleeping, so I thought I'd try a sermon just to help.'

"It would keep me awake all night, but I'm up for a game of coffee pong first thing in the morning."

'I can't sleep... Tell me about your day at the office again.'

'There's an App for that.' Man and Disgruntled Dream Sheep.

"Well, the census results are out, but a footnote says that the sheep count is probably inaccurate as the auditors often found themselves getting drowsy..."

Cats. All they do is eat and sleep. Truth is, they don't even do that well.

"Hello dear- couldn't you sleep either?"

"My nose whistling is keeping me awake all night."

'Of course I'm confused, I keep dreaming I'm an insomniac.'

Doctors to treat insomnia with sleep app rather than pills

'Insomnia, eh? -- Drink a glass of warm milk and watch some C-Span.'

"They were known as the tribe that didn't sleep."

Vegan Insomnia

"Sleep? No, I'm the anxiety fairy. How about a cuppa joe?"

'How can you sleep at night?'

Insomniyak: 'You gotta help me, Doc! I toss and turn all night!'