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Spring Training Camp. Have you ever thrown spitballs? Not since the league started testing saliva.

"He's got great velocity but his trajectory needs work."

"It evened out, for every free kick they got, we had one against us."

Roy, if you can hear me, the Mets are twenty games over .500 and they have a good shot at clinching the N. L. East."

The Boys of Indian Summer

"Uniformly accelerated motion"

'Charles is a linguist. He speaks three language...golf, baseball and football.'

'You reckon we should mosey this guy?'

'Our sabermetrics guy has confirmed that last year's team that went 60-102 was bad.'

'The batter's crowding the plate. Try dusting him off at the knees. If that doesn't work, throw it high and inside. If he still won't back off, charge the plate and bite him.'

Baseball manager shows pitcher complicated charts.

"Figured out who should bat cleanup yet, Skipper?"

In baseball we can't practice social distancing when everybody is told to stay at home.

He had finally calculated that the Cubs would win the Series.

'My next batter says this team doesn't pay him enough to lay down a sacrifice bunt. ... Could you pass this hat around?'

"We've been standing here talking about how to pitch to the batter for way too long, haven't we?"

'Whoops, sorry, Steve. That wasn't a steal sign. I had an itch on my stomach.'

'Listen,kid, you're going to have to lower your standards if you ever want to throw the sleazeball.'

'I heard a rumour that Age Concern may stump up some sponsorship.'

'No way, man! Murphy isn't worth anywhere near the 3.5 million they're paying him!'

"Can you send me a text so I can use it as a ruse to get out of this conversation?"

'He's using a cheat sheet, ump! Can he do that?'

'He hits better against right handed pitching, so pitch left-handed, to him.'

Passionate about Football.

'The pitcher calls a time out and walks toward the dugout. He's signaling the front office, and it looks like they're bringing out a new manager.'

Just throw it over the plate, he won't swing. He's hoping for a walk.

Dugout sale!

"He's got great velocity, but he really needs to work on his trajectory."

"The truth is, Kevin, a long time ago your grandfather hit a triple and thats how we got to third base."

'You've done a fine job throwing money at problems, Senator, but I think it's time to bring in a reliever.'

"They're pulling the good-hitter, bad-hitter routine."

'One's a fast ball, two's a fast ball, and three's the fastest ball.'

'Look, enough about me... let's talk about my golf swing.'

'Mogug is big and strong, and swings his club with power. I suggest we let him play rightfield and bat third.'

"I'm sorry, but that one was too close to call."