Inside Baseball Talkers Pillows

"He's got great velocity but his trajectory needs work."

"It evened out, for every free kick they got, we had one against us."

Roy, if you can hear me, the Mets are twenty games over .500 and they have a good shot at clinching the N. L. East."

The Boys of Indian Summer

"Uniformly accelerated motion"

'Charles is a linguist. He speaks three language...golf, baseball and football.'

'Our sabermetrics guy has confirmed that last year's team that went 60-102 was bad.'

Baseball manager shows pitcher complicated charts.

'The batter's crowding the plate. Try dusting him off at the knees. If that doesn't work, throw it high and inside. If he still won't back off, charge the plate and bite him.'

"Figured out who should bat cleanup yet, Skipper?"

'My next batter says this team doesn't pay him enough to lay down a sacrifice bunt. ... Could you pass this hat around?'

"We've been standing here talking about how to pitch to the batter for way too long, haven't we?"

"Can you send me a text so I can use it as a ruse to get out of this conversation?"

'No way, man! Murphy isn't worth anywhere near the 3.5 million they're paying him!'

'Listen,kid, you're going to have to lower your standards if you ever want to throw the sleazeball.'

'I heard a rumour that Age Concern may stump up some sponsorship.'

'He's using a cheat sheet, ump! Can he do that?'

'He hits better against right handed pitching, so pitch left-handed, to him.'

Passionate about Football.

'The pitcher calls a time out and walks toward the dugout. He's signaling the front office, and it looks like they're bringing out a new manager.'

"The truth is, Kevin, a long time ago your grandfather hit a triple and thats how we got to third base."

'You've done a fine job throwing money at problems, Senator, but I think it's time to bring in a reliever.'

"He's got great velocity, but he really needs to work on his trajectory."

Dugout sale!

"They're pulling the good-hitter, bad-hitter routine."

'Baseball isn't a sport?'

'Mogug is big and strong, and swings his club with power. I suggest we let him play rightfield and bat third.'

'One's a fast ball, two's a fast ball, and three's the fastest ball.'

'Look, enough about me... let's talk about my golf swing.'

"I'm sorry, but that one was too close to call."