Inked Statistician Gifts

Looking for a gift for a statistician with a creative streak? Our inked statistician collection combines cleverness and charm, ideal for those who find beauty in numbers and enjoy expressing their analytical passions. Whether for a professional or a math-loving friend, these products add a witty, personalized touch to their everyday essentials.

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Real data visualization specialists are 100% committed to their profession.

Real data visualization specialists are 100% committed to their profession. mockup

Real data visualization specialists are 100% committed to their profession.

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"I'm going to bombard you with graphs until you agree with me."

"I'm going to bombard you with graphs until you agree with me." mockup

"I'm going to bombard you with graphs until you agree with me."

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"I'd say we were pretty much on target."

"I'd say we were pretty much on target." mockup

"I'd say we were pretty much on target."

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Fear/Knowledge

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'According to our statistics department, 78.93 of the statistics they produce are worthless.'

'According to our statistics department, 78.93 of the statistics they produce are worthless.' mockup

'According to our statistics department, 78.93 of the statistics they produce are worthless.'

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"Right about here there was a flattening of the curve. . ."

"Right about here there was a flattening of the curve. . ." mockup

"Right about here there was a flattening of the curve. . ."

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Santa sits in front of computers with naughty data and nice data screens.

Santa sits in front of computers with naughty data and nice data screens. mockup

Santa sits in front of computers with naughty data and nice data screens.

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'How can we believe anything when we can disprove everything?'

'How can we believe anything when we can disprove everything?' mockup

'How can we believe anything when we can disprove everything?'

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'No, it's not really good - that's our lawsuits-to-earnings ratio.'

'No, it's not really good - that's our lawsuits-to-earnings ratio.' mockup

'No, it's not really good - that's our lawsuits-to-earnings ratio.'

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"If i were to kiss you then there is a 17% probability that we might get married and that has a 24% likelihood that we'd have children with a 34% change of divorce...I'm not sure I can risk it."

"If i were to kiss you then there is a 17% probability that we might get married and that has a 24% likelihood that we'd have children with a 34% change of divorce...I'm not sure I can risk it."

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"Actual results indicate that the statistical analysis of the data which projections were based on may have been wrong."

"Actual results indicate that the statistical analysis of the data which projections were based on may have been wrong." mockup

"Actual results indicate that the statistical analysis of the data which projections were based on may have been wrong."

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'1,2,3 4,5,6 7,8,9...'It's the little things that count.(little figurines counting).

'1,2,3 4,5,6 7,8,9...'It's the little things that count.(little figurines counting). mockup

'1,2,3 4,5,6 7,8,9...'It's the little things that count.(little figurines counting).

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"If x is the set of all men that love you, then I am a member of x."

"If x is the set of all men that love you, then I am a member of x." mockup

"If x is the set of all men that love you, then I am a member of x."

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"...Our extensive in house survey found that 82% of you think in house surveys are a waste of time."

"...Our extensive in house survey found that 82% of you think in house surveys are a waste of time." mockup

"...Our extensive in house survey found that 82% of you think in house surveys are a waste of time."

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"Right, before we look at the covid figures for today, do we need another sheet of paper?"

"Right, before we look at the covid figures for today, do we need another sheet of paper?" mockup

"Right, before we look at the covid figures for today, do we need another sheet of paper?"

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"I'm going to bombard you with graphs until you agree with me."

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GPC needs to make its new formula foolproof.

GPC needs to make its new formula foolproof. mockup

GPC needs to make its new formula foolproof.

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"Good invisible exports figures this quarter, sir."

"Good invisible exports figures this quarter, sir." mockup

"Good invisible exports figures this quarter, sir."

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"Let's get married, Miss Harris, and have 2.8 children!"

"Let's get married, Miss Harris, and have 2.8 children!" mockup

"Let's get married, Miss Harris, and have 2.8 children!"

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"Exactly how undecided would you say you were at this precise moment?"

"Exactly how undecided would you say you were at this precise moment?" mockup

"Exactly how undecided would you say you were at this precise moment?"

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'There are lies, damn lies, and statistics. We're looking for someone who can make all three of these work for us.'

'There are lies, damn lies, and statistics. We're looking for someone who can make all three of these work for us.' mockup

'There are lies, damn lies, and statistics. We're looking for someone who can make all three of these work for us.'

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John Venn Speaks...' Just don't include me in an of those diagrams, if you don't mind.'

John Venn Speaks...' Just don't include me in an of those diagrams, if you don't mind.' mockup

John Venn Speaks...' Just don't include me in an of those diagrams, if you don't mind.'

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"Six out of ten statisticians prefer to be in the majority."

"Six out of ten statisticians prefer to be in the majority." mockup

"Six out of ten statisticians prefer to be in the majority."

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Granny with balanced pie chart

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"I guess when your husband dies you'll really understand what they mean by a statistical death."

"I guess when your husband dies you'll really understand what they mean by a statistical death." mockup

"I guess when your husband dies you'll really understand what they mean by a statistical death."

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'Can't he ever use a different kind of chart?'

'Can't he ever use a different kind of chart?' mockup

'Can't he ever use a different kind of chart?'

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'85.4% of people use phony statistics to get their point across.'

'85.4% of people use phony statistics to get their point across.' mockup

'85.4% of people use phony statistics to get their point across.'

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Everything You Wanted to Know About Stats ...

Everything You Wanted to Know About Stats ... mockup

Everything You Wanted to Know About Stats ...

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"This may be Malcolm Gladwell talking, but we were married on the wrong day!"

"This may be Malcolm Gladwell talking, but we were married on the wrong day!" mockup

"This may be Malcolm Gladwell talking, but we were married on the wrong day!"

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Dept of Probability: Maybe, Possibly, Perhaps.

Dept of Probability: Maybe, Possibly, Perhaps. mockup

Dept of Probability: Maybe, Possibly, Perhaps.

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'Of students surveyed, 64% prefer English and 32% prefer math. The fact that these numbers do not add up to 100 may help explain why.'

'Of students surveyed, 64% prefer English and 32% prefer math. The fact that these numbers do not add up to 100 may help explain why.' mockup

'Of students surveyed, 64% prefer English and 32% prefer math. The fact that these numbers do not add up to 100 may help explain why.'

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Inked Statistician Gifts Collection

Inked Statistician Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs featuring inked statistician themes—perfect for the analyst who enjoys a good laugh over coffee.

Inked Statistician Pillows

Add personality to any space with pillows inspired by the inked statistician—comfort and humor combined.

Inked Statistician Prints

Inspire their workspace with prints that showcase their love for statistics—brighten up their environment with clever designs.

Inked Statistician T-Shirts

Discover T-shirts that celebrate the statistical mind—ideal for those who love to wear their data passion on their sleeve.