Ink Smudge Collector Gifts

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

Where Indian ink came from.

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

Vendor selling testosterone.

Teapot

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

Baloneystini

"Another round?"

He only had enough money for one, and for the life of him he couldn't remember the difference,

'Dog got your clog?'

'One day son, all this will be collected.'

'Put down the coffee mug. I forget what you look like.'

'Why can I never find my camouflage trousers?'

Camouflage Unit

Day 4 of self-isolation and the strain was showing.

Wall Cluck.

'The computer's down again.'

'This is where I keep my gum.'

"This is our coffeemaker room."

"You know, Socrates said, 'The unexamined life is not worth living,' however, in your case, Edwin, it might be a blessing."

"Come on, Baldo...get up. It's twenty to eleven."

Bird grows leaves.

"He thinks he's located a World War I torpedo boat. What's exciting at your house?"

'I'm a marine. This is our new camouflage.'

Billy strip: bed pan.

'Jack's wife left him for the dustman.'

"Al's a little careless, but he is our best salesman."

"I hate a sarcastic cup of coffee."

"If you're such a good artist how I come I can't buy any of your stuff on a mug?"

"Damn To-Go punks!"