Ink Smudge Collector Pillows

What's that, Lance? It's called a newspaper. It's like a Kindle, but instead of your fingers leaving smudges, they get smudged.

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

Where Indian ink came from.

It's our new twin-handle beer mug. It's for manly, two-fisted drinkers, as well as weaklings like you who can't lift it with one hand.

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

Vendor selling testosterone.

Teapot

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

Baloneystini

I'm going to have to ask you for another urine sample, Mr. Fusco. This time, be sure to use the plastic cup, not my coffee mug with "#1 Doctor" printed on it.

"Another round?"

He only had enough money for one, and for the life of him he couldn't remember the difference,

'Dog got your clog?'

'Put down the coffee mug. I forget what you look like.'

Camouflage Unit

'Why can I never find my camouflage trousers?'

'One day son, all this will be collected.'

'The computer's down again.'

"This is our coffeemaker room."

Wall Cluck.

'This is where I keep my gum.'

Steadman - The Early Years.

Day 4 of self-isolation and the strain was showing.

Bird grows leaves.

"You know, Socrates said, 'The unexamined life is not worth living,' however, in your case, Edwin, it might be a blessing."

"He thinks he's located a World War I torpedo boat. What's exciting at your house?"

"Come on, Baldo...get up. It's twenty to eleven."

'I'm a marine. This is our new camouflage.'

Billy strip: bed pan.

'Jack's wife left him for the dustman.'

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to smell hoppy. ! !

"Al's a little careless, but he is our best salesman."

"I hate a sarcastic cup of coffee."

"If you're such a good artist how I come I can't buy any of your stuff on a mug?"

"Damn To-Go punks!"