Stain Collector Pillows

'Why Sally, you look so fetching with that stick!'

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

Quills - Sizes 1-9

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

Teapot

"Your membership entitles you to 15 books,45 posters,200 leaflets and umpteen stickers!"

"That's Arnie, our resident meeting moth. He doesn't have an office... Just flits all day from one meeting to another. And be careful: he's got a thing for wool!"

"We need warning stickers on this side warning not to ignore all the other warning stickers on the other side."

17th Century Anonymous Dutch Paintings Museum: Formerly 'Rembrandt Museum'.

My old recipes have so many food stains they're practically scratch and sniff.

He only had enough money for one, and for the life of him he couldn't remember the difference,

These colour charts are ridiculous... coal' black, 'midnight' black, 'licquorice black'.' - 'There's too much choice! All I want is plain old boring bl-' - 'Ooooooh... 'panther' black.' -

Doric, Ionic, Corinthian, and Broken Pillars.

The public was right

'I know it looks silly, but they say his prophecies have regained their old accuracy.'

'Sure I said I love 'new car smell', but not as an aftershave.'

'Anyone else would be satisfied with one coat, but not you!'

'Hey! This box of 'made in America' stickers has a sticker on it that says 'made in Taiwan'.'

"Keep your guard up. We're entering big-cat country."

Joseph, returns his coat of many colours: 'Can I exchange this? It clashes with everything?'

'Good news, Perkins! We're finally getting an automatic postage machine!'

'I'm sorry Rex, but since getting this new stick for Christmas, I have no further need for you.'

Henri Matisse

Dog Sticker Family

Junk Stamps For Junk Mail.

Hieroglyph stamps.

"The applications are limitless."

"I'm having my annual reunion with Polartec, Thinsulate, fleece, and my oldest friend, wool."

'Made your point.'

"You get your money back if your don't get laid in seven days."