Paint Swatch Collector Pillows

These colour charts are ridiculous... coal' black, 'midnight' black, 'licquorice black'.' - 'There's too much choice! All I want is plain old boring bl-' - 'Ooooooh... 'panther' black.' -

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

'Actually, a broken arm is not such a big handicap for me...'

"It said this 'Spilt Coffee' series afforded her a lifetime of lattes."

'Maybe I should get a shopping cart.'

'I don't have any formal training, but I do own the complet boxed set of 'Get Smart' DVD's.'

'Yes, it's just a little volume.'

Al's Farm Equipment: Our Prices Can't Be Beat!

'Yeah, yeah, yeah... I know the drill.'

'... and we're also having a sale on do-it-yourself emergency surgery kits.'

'You know, there's no need to reinvent the rock.'

'Don't know much about art but I know what I like.'

Do you like my bling?

Instant art

17th Century Anonymous Dutch Paintings Museum: Formerly 'Rembrandt Museum'.

Pun on Excalibur - Swiss Army knife appears from the lake.

"Yikes! So many foundations, so little time."

'Would it have killed you to go with a store-bought model?'

'It's my latest invention -- I cal lit 'a rock tied to a stick.''

Boy with soccer spot patch on eye next to pirate.

'He's been shot!'

'I haven't had the urge for a cigarette for two days. How's the patch working for you?'

'I know it looks silly, but they say his prophecies have regained their old accuracy.'

"I don't think there's anything wrong with your fitness watch: It's just that you haven't moved enough to trigger it..."

The public was right

'My hubby is getting better at D.I.Y. . . . Oh yes, he now spends more on screws than plasters.'

'Anyone else would be satisfied with one coat, but not you!'

"What's the difference between the butterscotch champagne mist and the tawny sunset beige? Probably something buried deep in your psyche."

'We thought you'd like music during your building inspection.'

The Black Hole the National Observatory just discovered, where temporarily misplaced tools and parts go.

Joseph, returns his coat of many colours: 'Can I exchange this? It clashes with everything?'