Infrastructure Satire Fan Gifts

Adopt a pothole

"It started with a simple case of peer-review."

"I'm going to get you fired."

'I know it's controversial, but my calculations prove beyond doubt that a nod is BETTER than a wink.'

Lot for people who don't know how to park.

Greek Crisis

The leaning tower of Pizza.

IRS: The country is broke, but your taxes cannot be construed as 'Charity to the Poor'.

"You inherited an extra toe from your father and didn't pay the inheritance tax on it."

'In today's market news, losers outnumbered those who were wiped out.'

Golden bubbles

"Or we could turn on the TV and let younger, more beautiful people have sex for us."

'We've had a marginal advance-decline on a near-term buy-out, but no one knows if that translates as a downturn or an up-tick.'

Pop star weather report.

"In financial news, Greek shares continue their slide. Of note, International Feta Cheese continues to crumble."

'I called you in here because your expenses and contributions appear to be quite elaborate!'

'It's a deal, for $15 an hour, I'll stand in front of your office.'

"Well, I guess the bubble has burst over at Phillips Rodny Associates."

"Typical! - The Frobishers' have fire and the wheel..."

Do not pass.

'Police have counted the dead resulting from today's disaster. However, they suspect that some of these victims may be just playing possum.'

'I need a loan or a bailout so I can evolve,'

'Cannibalism has always repulsed me - until i tasted Aunty Judy's knees'

"In this company, GDP stands for gree, deception and profit."

Frosty decides to have a carrot job

'He's going to a better place . . . possibly to power an '86 jetta.'

'The new phone system automatically shuts down if someone says we owe them money.'

'But hey, it's only money.'

'The red phone is my grapevine to Andrea Mitchenll, who hears it firsthand from Alan Greenspan, who hears it first from Ben Bernanke.'

Conrad Black loots Hollinger International.

'Everyone is Economizing.'

'Here's a hundred bucks -- now, you give me $101.37.'

"Maybe what's good for Wall Street isn't good for Main Street, but it's great for Tribeca."

"After years of low level burglaries, Robin Hood started to steal from the rich using a sophisticated Ponzi scheme."

'Are you sure it's necessary to sign this part declaring 'all information is true and correct to the best of my knowledge'?.'