Inflation Worrier Pillows

"...and food bills will rise after Brexit."

"No, I'm not really a CEO. I just like to keep up with the Joneses."

"Everything's gone up."

'Why do I get the impression that my 401(k) isn't performing well.'

"Double whammy. My weight now exceeds my credit score."

"Grandma! What big medical bills you have!"

"The economy doesn’t make me half as nervous as my kids do."

It's 10 p.m. Do you know how low your investment banking stocks can go?

"Give it to me straight, doc. Will I outlive social security and medicare?"

"I told you we should have sold last winter."

'Climate change seems to be a real thing... in the past, our money was sufficient till the 25th of a month. Nowadays, it's melted away on the 15th.'

In the red

'One question. Now that death's over and done with, do I still have to worry about taxes?'

The Circle.

Energy Bills

"All I did was ask it if we'll ever collect Social Security and Medicare."

"You know it almost BEGGARS belief that so many people are unwilling to pay for professional pension advice."

'Forty pounds for a round of drinks! Prices have gone up since you last bought a round.'

'Have you seen the financial pages?' - 'Yes, things are going to get a lot worse before the get worse.'

The End of Economic Stimulus is Near!

"I don't know what we'll do when our adjustable-rate mortgage resets."

"The Bank has returned the rent cheque marked 'Insufficient funds', but it doesn't say whether that's them or us!"

'It's money in the bank. . . so it's worrisome.'

"I'm at that sweet spot in my career...right between 'young and underpaid' and 'old and too expensive.'"

"My take home pay must have gone to someone else's house."

"How about telling me where you buried the loot? With inflation and all, it won't be worth much when you get out."

'Well, we've been talking about downsizing, and it looks like the bank is going to make sure we do.'

"Sidney gets nervous if he's too far from his money."

"I don't know a damn thing about monetary policy,but I know what I like."

"My arthritis lets me know when it's going to rain, and my acid reflux lets me know when a stock market storm is rolling in."

The gold price chart.

Credit Crunch.

James never left his bed, seeing nothing but danger in the financial world.

"Remember the good ol' days when the house was earning more than the two of us?"