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"...and food bills will rise after Brexit."

Sen. Krupt. I don't tell constituents that we're fueling inflation. I say we're protecting consumers and thanks to us they won't have to worry about buying any cheap stuff.

"No, I'm not really a CEO. I just like to keep up with the Joneses."

"Everything's gone up."

'Why do I get the impression that my 401(k) isn't performing well.'

"Double whammy. My weight now exceeds my credit score."

"Grandma! What big medical bills you have!"

"The economy doesn’t make me half as nervous as my kids do."

"Give it to me straight, doc. Will I outlive social security and medicare?"

It's 10 p.m. Do you know how low your investment banking stocks can go?

"I told you we should have sold last winter."

'Climate change seems to be a real thing... in the past, our money was sufficient till the 25th of a month. Nowadays, it's melted away on the 15th.'

In the red

"This one is very popular one. Ben Bernanke repeating over and over, 'the economy is going to be okay'."

The Circle.

'One question. Now that death's over and done with, do I still have to worry about taxes?'

'Forty pounds for a round of drinks! Prices have gone up since you last bought a round.'

"All I did was ask it if we'll ever collect Social Security and Medicare."

'Have you seen the financial pages?' - 'Yes, things are going to get a lot worse before the get worse.'

Energy Bills

"You know it almost BEGGARS belief that so many people are unwilling to pay for professional pension advice."

The End of Economic Stimulus is Near!

"I don't know what we'll do when our adjustable-rate mortgage resets."

'It's money in the bank. . . so it's worrisome.'

"The Bank has returned the rent cheque marked 'Insufficient funds', but it doesn't say whether that's them or us!"

"Sidney gets nervous if he's too far from his money."

The gold price chart.

"How about telling me where you buried the loot? With inflation and all, it won't be worth much when you get out."

"I don't know a damn thing about monetary policy,but I know what I like."

"My take home pay must have gone to someone else's house."

"My arthritis lets me know when it's going to rain, and my acid reflux lets me know when a stock market storm is rolling in."

Credit Crunch.

'Well, we've been talking about downsizing, and it looks like the bank is going to make sure we do.'

"I'm at that sweet spot in my career...right between 'young and underpaid' and 'old and too expensive.'"

James never left his bed, seeing nothing but danger in the financial world.