Inequality Joke Appreciators Pillows

"You might want to wear this adjusting into your new promotion."

Playing Fetch.

baby sweetcorn...

"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"

Gay Times...

"...and before you embark upon life's journey, could one of you help me with my laptop?"

"If you really want independence, you should get into contract law."

"Dear Wendy, please excuse the tardiness of my response to your recent tweet from Hoboken."

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

'He took from the rich and gave to the poor? It sounds like wealth redistribution.'

65 Million Years Ago

"They want to put up a new cell tower in our neighbourhood?! We don't need more of those radio emission eyesores here! I'm gonna complain... ...as soon as I have better signal strength."

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

"He was a sea rescue."

Man runs into Bigfoot taking a selfie.

"They're so like us."

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

'Did you want to bring on a sub'

"Here's something called "The Fifty Greatest Countdown Shows Ever!""

A Quiet Rebuke.

Laughing Zone Ahead

Divine Desk Bins

Kids ask repetitively: 'Is the recession over yet?'

'Does it bother anyone else that our entire business is based on one questionable product?'

"So I'm perfectly healthy? That's good but will I still be able to research symptoms online and panic?"

Caution (arrow falling from sky sign)

"My guess it's guacamole."

"Can't we have 'PRESS BUTTON' to shut up the commentator's gobbledegook."

"I think you should be aware that the chef is a summer intern."