Inequality Joke Appreciators Prints

"You might want to wear this adjusting into your new promotion."

Playing Fetch.

baby sweetcorn...

"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"

"Dear Wendy, please excuse the tardiness of my response to your recent tweet from Hoboken."

Gay Times...

"...and before you embark upon life's journey, could one of you help me with my laptop?"

"If you really want independence, you should get into contract law."

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

"He was a sea rescue."

"Here's something called "The Fifty Greatest Countdown Shows Ever!""

'He took from the rich and gave to the poor? It sounds like wealth redistribution.'

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

"They're so like us."

"It's good to know she was butchered for a noble cause."

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

'WD-40 un-sticks things that should move and duct tape makes things that shouldn't move, stop.'

Man runs into Bigfoot taking a selfie.

65 Million Years Ago

"They want to put up a new cell tower in our neighbourhood?! We don't need more of those radio emission eyesores here! I'm gonna complain... ...as soon as I have better signal strength."

'Did you want to bring on a sub'

What's an Imax cave?

Divine Desk Bins

Kids ask repetitively: 'Is the recession over yet?'

Laughing Zone Ahead

A Quiet Rebuke.

'Does it bother anyone else that our entire business is based on one questionable product?'

"So I'm perfectly healthy? That's good but will I still be able to research symptoms online and panic?"

'This chair ain't big enough for the both of us.'

Comb Sweet Comb

"You'll feel a pinch and then a burn."

Feline Evolution.

"Can't we have 'PRESS BUTTON' to shut up the commentator's gobbledegook."