Indoor Parking Enthusiast Gifts

'There are some in the building who really resent those of us who have indoor parking spots.'

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

Walking a dog on a treadmill.

James decided to stay in that night.

"Now he expects to come in whenever there's a cold snap."

"I have some troubling news, Mr. Smithson. You're in my parking space."

Staycation Photos

"That's the window, dear. The bookcase is over to your right."

"I can't stop thinking about all those available parking spaces back on West Eighty-fifth Street."

A Young Indoor Cyclist

'Ah! The great INDOORS!'

'That explains why I have so much trouble parallel parking.'

'I am playing outside, Mom -- look at the graphics.'

'Can you get out and parallel park for me? I'm not good at it.'

Valet parking.

Mom! Of course I know it's spring outside! Look at all the allergy commericals!

Richard III found buried under Leicester car park.

Bring Out Your Dead. . . Stay In Your Bed.

'We should get out more often, where's the door?'

"I'm giving you a fine for illegal parking. I don't care if this is a traffic jam."

Pandemic playhouse.

Catching the Sun

St. Peter's Car Park - Pray and Display.

'It's a beautiful day. Go out and click.'

'Crash test dummy parking only' sign.

'The mountain top was good to me, but at my age I like working indoors.'

"It was a long winter."

'Nature makes me nervous!'

We never go out anymore.

"What clown has blocked the entrance outside."

'Of course I threw it - It's a throw pillow.'

'You can't do this to me, Arlene! -- I'm not the outdoorsy TYPE!'

Bed, Bath and Beyond.

'You want me to stop playing video games and go outside to play? In all that air pollution?'

I hear the present owners are splitting up. Four fireplaces and a wine cellar. Better act quick, before they make up.