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'There are some in the building who really resent those of us who have indoor parking spots.'

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

Walking a dog on a treadmill.

James decided to stay in that night.

"Now he expects to come in whenever there's a cold snap."

Staycation Photos

"I have some troubling news, Mr. Smithson. You're in my parking space."

"I can't stop thinking about all those available parking spaces back on West Eighty-fifth Street."

"That's the window, dear. The bookcase is over to your right."

'Ah! The great INDOORS!'

A Young Indoor Cyclist

'I am playing outside, Mom -- look at the graphics.'

'That explains why I have so much trouble parallel parking.'

'Can you get out and parallel park for me? I'm not good at it.'

Valet parking.

Mom! Of course I know it's spring outside! Look at all the allergy commericals!

"I'm giving you a fine for illegal parking. I don't care if this is a traffic jam."

Bring Out Your Dead. . . Stay In Your Bed.

'We should get out more often, where's the door?'

Richard III found buried under Leicester car park.

Pandemic playhouse.

Catching the Sun

'It's a beautiful day. Go out and click.'

St. Peter's Car Park - Pray and Display.

'The mountain top was good to me, but at my age I like working indoors.'

'Crash test dummy parking only' sign.

'Nature makes me nervous!'

"It was a long winter."

'You can't do this to me, Arlene! -- I'm not the outdoorsy TYPE!'

"What clown has blocked the entrance outside."

Bed, Bath and Beyond.

'Of course I threw it - It's a throw pillow.'

'You want me to stop playing video games and go outside to play? In all that air pollution?'

I hear the present owners are splitting up. Four fireplaces and a wine cellar. Better act quick, before they make up.

'I don't care what you say.. it's too cold to stand out there.'