Independent Candidacy Gifts

"I think he's running as an independent."

"Once upon a time, there was a princess who wasn't about to take anyone's sh*t."

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

Thinks he's too cool for school.

"Remember how I've always had a hard time asking for help?"

Just married and Just Single and Happy.

Walk or don't. You're a grown man. Make your own decisions.

"I don't like your application."

"The Just Me Band"

"Don't tell me, first time away from home, right?"

"I'm glad they want comedy... the budget is a joke."

'You have no idea how hard I've gotta work just to maintain my indie cred around here!'

The Mainstream

"Sorry kid, I work alone."

'We loved this book. Twenty nine experts tell you how to think independently.'

Rogue elephant

'She knew we'd try to talk her-out of it.'

"Who needs men when there's chocolate."

"And, if elected, I promise to put more black people in cartoons."

"I'd like to thank my family, but, to be honest, I'm pretty sure I could've done it without them."

'Openly sobbing, or non-openly sobbing?'

"I've made a fortune as a successful artist! I couldn't see this happening if I became a soldier or a worker..."

Duplass Brothers

"The average citizen doesn't have a clue - or why would we keep getting re-elected?"

'We must protect my sovereignty.'

"Honey who needs a man when you've got... Rhythm!"

Bureaucratic Position Interview

How very Independent!

"I work well independently. I usually correct all the problems I create."

'She'll be back!!!'

"I took the road less travelled..."

"Rose wants to bring up the child on her own."