Independent Candidacy Pillows

"I think he's running as an independent."

"Once upon a time, there was a princess who wasn't about to take anyone's sh*t."

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

Thinks he's too cool for school.

Just married and Just Single and Happy.

"Remember how I've always had a hard time asking for help?"

"I don't like your application."

"The Just Me Band"

Walk or don't. You're a grown man. Make your own decisions.

"Don't tell me, first time away from home, right?"

"I'm glad they want comedy... the budget is a joke."

'You have no idea how hard I've gotta work just to maintain my indie cred around here!'

The Mainstream

Movie Awards. That movie always comes alone and never stays for the after-party. It's an independent film.

"He says he's not running away. . . he's just going off the grid."

"Sorry kid, I work alone."

'She knew we'd try to talk her-out of it.'

'We loved this book. Twenty nine experts tell you how to think independently.'

Rogue elephant

"And, if elected, I promise to put more black people in cartoons."

"Who needs men when there's chocolate."

"I'd like to thank my family, but, to be honest, I'm pretty sure I could've done it without them."

Running for Congress

'Openly sobbing, or non-openly sobbing?'

Duplass Brothers

Bureaucratic Position Interview

"Honey who needs a man when you've got... Rhythm!"

'We must protect my sovereignty.'

How very Independent!

"The average citizen doesn't have a clue - or why would we keep getting re-elected?"

"I've made a fortune as a successful artist! I couldn't see this happening if I became a soldier or a worker..."

"I work well independently. I usually correct all the problems I create."

'She'll be back!!!'

"If you must know, like most cats I'm a registered Independent!"