Political Candidacy Pillows

'She'll be back!!!'

'History is made - a major party chooses an African-American presidential candidate!'

Hungry for Change

'What's my stand on family values? - Have you been talking to one of my ex-wives?'

Bicker Bicker.

The Raid

"Good boy."

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

'His best qualities are circumventing questions and evading answers.'

'You realize, we can't use the 'benign neglect' method for everything.'

'If only every year was an election year.'

Political convention

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

'Look dear, he's writing political speeches.'

'Ah, it's so precious to witness a child learn how government actually works...'

Political Candidates' Playbook Signals from the sidelines

Elections

Unfettered Corporate Campaigning.

Save the unicorn.

'Why does my opponent keep lying about me?', 'Because truth is stranger than fiction?'

The President Elect approved by 3 out of 4 talk show hosts!

The Russian Election.

"I don't like your application."

"Still Undecided Political Blocs"

'With these video-phones, there's just too much documentation on all my promises.'

'The only cuts we can all agree with are their cutting remarks!'

I want to be a politician when I grow up...

"I want something in which to vote for Mrs. Luce."

2020 Republican Party National Convention

'Mark my words! Our enemies will test this young guy with a huge international crisis as soon as he's electe! But don't worry, he'll be fine!', 'Come here, Joe -- let me give you a nice fist bump!'

Palin 2012

George Papandreou.

'For five years you can't get a single politician to take any notice of you...and then half a dozen turn up at once!'

'Henry was an undecided voter four years ago when he entered that voting booth, and I'm still waiting for him to decide and come home.'

With no clear winner, the debate ended in a tie breaker.