Political Aspirants Pillows

So You Want to be a Political Rock 'n' Roll Star

Apart from your mother, who else thinks you're doing a good job as Chairman of the company?

'Look dear, he's writing political speeches.'

"I don't like your application."

Great training inspires employees: 'I see myself doing you job before too long...'

"And, if elected, I promise to put more black people in cartoons."

'I've changed my mind...I want to grow up to be a politician.'

Running for Congress

"The average citizen doesn't have a clue - or why would we keep getting re-elected?"

'Wow! no doubt about it son!...You'll grow up to be President of the United States!'

Bureaucratic Position Interview

'Just thirty-five years until I can run for office!'

'We're ready to move you to the top, Hopkins... but we don't know how much loneliness you can tolerate.'

'She'll be back!!!'

'I still love you, Harold, but I'm moving to another state and running for the Senate.'

"I'm thinking of getting into office politics."

I don't need to know any math --- I'm going to be a politician.

Political Selfie

"Not only is the grass greener, but check out that Mercedes!"

"I'll just mow the lawn then I'll put myself forward to lead the Conservatives."

"Let's face it Simkins, the only way you'll ever get to medical school is by donating your body to science."

'Our super PAC will finance candidates who specifically run against super PACs.'

'With the deficit and spending bills constantly threatening to close it...the sign shows the current status of Congress.'

The Raid

"Finally! Summer is here! That means we're one year closer to college!"

'The greenest government ever?'

Drinks cabinet meeting

"Honk If You're Running For Governor!

'I'm thinking about running for president. Not this term but as soon as I'm allowed to cross the street by myself.'

"Eat your borscht. Don't you want to be President of the Soviet Union when you grow up?"

'I'm considering a run for class president. Do we have any skeletons in our closet I should first know about?'

Thanks to my wife for her unstinting Support

'History is made - a major party chooses an African-American presidential candidate!'

'I don't usually deal with headhunters on jobs that pay $21,500.'

"When I grow up, I'm going to be a business owner, or president, or the doctor who discovers the cure for cancer!"