Political Aspirants T-Shirts

Apart from your mother, who else thinks you're doing a good job as Chairman of the company?

'Look dear, he's writing political speeches.'

"I don't like your application."

Great training inspires employees: 'I see myself doing you job before too long...'

'I've changed my mind...I want to grow up to be a politician.'

"And, if elected, I promise to put more black people in cartoons."

'Wow! no doubt about it son!...You'll grow up to be President of the United States!'

Bureaucratic Position Interview

'Just thirty-five years until I can run for office!'

"The average citizen doesn't have a clue - or why would we keep getting re-elected?"

'We're ready to move you to the top, Hopkins... but we don't know how much loneliness you can tolerate.'

'She'll be back!!!'

Political Selfie

"Not only is the grass greener, but check out that Mercedes!"

"I'm thinking of getting into office politics."

'I still love you, Harold, but I'm moving to another state and running for the Senate.'

The Raid

'With the deficit and spending bills constantly threatening to close it...the sign shows the current status of Congress.'

'Our super PAC will finance candidates who specifically run against super PACs.'

"Let's face it Simkins, the only way you'll ever get to medical school is by donating your body to science."

'I'm thinking about running for president. Not this term but as soon as I'm allowed to cross the street by myself.'

"I'll just mow the lawn then I'll put myself forward to lead the Conservatives."

'The greenest government ever?'

"Honk If You're Running For Governor!

"Finally! Summer is here! That means we're one year closer to college!"

"Eat your borscht. Don't you want to be President of the Soviet Union when you grow up?"

Drinks cabinet meeting

'I'm considering a run for class president. Do we have any skeletons in our closet I should first know about?'

'Sure, who wouldn't want to be a secretary. Secretary of State.'

'History is made - a major party chooses an African-American presidential candidate!'

Thanks to my wife for her unstinting Support

"When I grow up, I'm going to be a business owner, or president, or the doctor who discovers the cure for cancer!"

'I don't usually deal with headhunters on jobs that pay $21,500.'