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"I would like to run for class president but the vetting process might disclose that I faked sleep during nap time in pre-school."

I don't need to know any math --- I'm going to be a politician.

'What makes you think he was using this job as a springboard to becoming an MP?'

'My ambition is to become minister of finance.'

We hail to your ambition, Congressman, but don't let the press hear 'Hail to the Chief' as your ringtone.

"I'll just mow the lawn then I'll put myself forward to lead the Conservatives."

Apart from your mother, who else thinks you're doing a good job as Chairman of the company?

'Look dear, he's writing political speeches.'

"I don't like your application."

"And, if elected, I promise to put more black people in cartoons."

Great training inspires employees: 'I see myself doing you job before too long...'

'I've changed my mind...I want to grow up to be a politician.'

Running for Congress

'Wow! no doubt about it son!...You'll grow up to be President of the United States!'

"The average citizen doesn't have a clue - or why would we keep getting re-elected?"

Bureaucratic Position Interview

'Just thirty-five years until I can run for office!'

'It says...desperately seeking someone to explain the difference between Obamacare and the Affordable Health Care Act...'

'She'll be back!!!'

"I'm thinking of getting into office politics."

'I still love you, Harold, but I'm moving to another state and running for the Senate.'

"Eat your borscht. Don't you want to be President of the Soviet Union when you grow up?"

'Our super PAC will finance candidates who specifically run against super PACs.'

'With the deficit and spending bills constantly threatening to close it...the sign shows the current status of Congress.'

'I'm thinking about running for president. Not this term but as soon as I'm allowed to cross the street by myself.'

The Raid

Drinks cabinet meeting

'The greenest government ever?'

"Honk If You're Running For Governor!

"When I grow up, I'm going to be a business owner, or president, or the doctor who discovers the cure for cancer!"

'I'm considering a run for class president. Do we have any skeletons in our closet I should first know about?'

'History is made - a major party chooses an African-American presidential candidate!'

Thanks to my wife for her unstinting Support

"Was that your first foray into politics?"

'Instead of being just like Michael Jordan, I wanna be just like Barack.'